Margot Robbie reveals she once faked her own death as a kid to scare away a babysitter she didn’t like, who ran out screaming:
“I got a big kitchen knife and ketchup and I sprawled out naked on the tiles, covered myself in ketchup, put the kitchen knife and I waited like 45 minutes for her to find me.”
@pastelteacher If it was me I'd invite her around for a cup of tea and then kick her really hard in the fanny. This is why I'm banned from the local parish coffee morning.