Michelle

Love more, worry less.

[kevikev @KevCoke6]

We're living in a surveillance state. People who won't call you, text you, or speak to you in person will have a whole play-by-play of your life based on what you post and don't post on IG.

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

Ngl it might be sum wrong with me but it’s sum right too

[47 @47djv]

I hate when eb in my life gmfu at one time like is yall in a gc or something tf??

[Michelle @eeeellehciM]

I saw a woman detective at my job today and I still can not get over her. 😍🤣 She literally reminded me of the detectives you see in TV shows. The confident walk with a bomb ass professional outfit and hair on point !

[† Sponge @iSponge_]

Ngl I grew up calling “Ghost Face” Scream. I did not know this nigga name was ghost face

[FG @blvnt_ed]

My confused patient gone say “I see a bitch I want to smack” and gone look at me, TRY it if u want to 😂

[ً @ImAVeteran_]

I’ll be like “I needed that laugh” and it’ll be something I said

[Michelle @eeeellehciM]

Got my flu shot 2 days ago and I don’t know what kinda bandaid they used but I can not get it off without feeling like my skin coming off with it. 😩

[🦋 | Tri’Nayshia Mahree @2Charmss__]

He would’ve just had to whoop my ass, bc the laugh that was going to come out after he climbed the doorway would’ve broken the sound barrier. 😂

[karmm @princesskarm318]

“Friends out grow each other” but they never outgrow them niggas 😭😭😭😭

[senshi @senshi_real]

como é digitar seu email e senha com o controle remoto

[awm @cyberkith]

my worst fear is genuinely being recorded by meta glasses and ending up in an ig reel

[linta @lint_aa]

Dear bra companies, I am BEGGING you to stop making bras with removable pads. 😭 Nobody wants to spend 10 minutes trying to shove a folded-up triangle back into a tiny hole after laundry day. WE ARE TIRED.

[lexi @sydvadi]

they’ll shove a reboot up your ass if you’re not looking

[J. Dior 🇭🇹 @TherealJDiorr]

This is fuckin hilarious 😭😭😭

[Michelle @eeeellehciM]

Wait, I forgot to mention how homophonic this shit is too !

[Michelle @eeeellehciM]

Idk why tf I don’t keep floss sticks in my car. 🙄

[Michelle @eeeellehciM]

And them the same people who swear they “freaky” but have no idea how freaky and exciting sex can really get. 🤣

[Michelle @eeeellehciM]

Unpopular opinion: Anyone who questions a mans sexually based on what he enjoys is childish af.

[JiGGA ✞ @CjayyTaughtHer]

I miss being able to trust, i really b side eyeing tf outta errbody 😭🤣