Eva Kovtonyuk

[Eva Kovtonyuk @Eeeevaa]

@breijay Did he play many sports? How has he never heard this term. 😂

[Eva Kovtonyuk @Eeeevaa]

The recipe to happiness- first you build a house on a few acres with your amazing husband and children, then you get a few chickens, then you get a couple ducks, then you get some goats and now you’re all set

[Eva Kovtonyuk @Eeeevaa]

@NicoleDalrymple Happy Mother’s Day to you too! Trey better have spoiled you!

[Eva Kovtonyuk @Eeeevaa]

Eddie seriously spoils me so much. I’m so thankful our boys have such a good example on how a husband should treat his wife 💕

[Eva Kovtonyuk @Eeeevaa]

Being married to an HVAC tech doesn’t mean my house is the perfect temp 24/7. It means we wait to turn on the ac until it’s 90 out and we don’t turn on the heat until it’s 40 out. 🥲

[Eva Kovtonyuk @Eeeevaa]

@MBabak911

[Eva Kovtonyuk @Eeeevaa]

@_Im_A_Nobody__ In your case, probably depression

[Eva Kovtonyuk @Eeeevaa]

My sister really has the audacity to ignore my FaceTime and then proceed to text me like she didn’t just reject me.

[Eva Kovtonyuk @Eeeevaa]

When I find out who brought the flu into our house the week of Thanksgiving I swear I’m gonna..

[Eva Kovtonyuk @Eeeevaa]

@RtreyR1 It’s like they think it’s “on trend” or something

[Eva Kovtonyuk @Eeeevaa]

If anyone I know tries to self diagnose themselves as autistic I will throat punch them

[Eva Kovtonyuk @Eeeevaa]

@RtreyR1 And it’s especially annoying being a mother of someone who actually has a diagnosis

[Eva Kovtonyuk @Eeeevaa]

Starbucks needs to get it together and stock up on sugar plum danishes

[Eva Kovtonyuk @Eeeevaa]

One thing about me is if I feel like my children’s healthcare providers are not doing an adequate job I will seek another provider. I will see 10 different specialists until I find the right one. I do not take my children’s well-being lightly.

[Eva Kovtonyuk @Eeeevaa]

@ashleigh_hash It’s fine because there’s no one there to say “you eat what I cook” because you’re the cook. And also the maid but that’s beside the point

[Eva Kovtonyuk @Eeeevaa]

I will literally make 2 different meals if I don’t want what Eddie wants. He asked for biscuits and gravy so I’m making that and loaded potato soup for myself. Because I’m an adult and I can

[Brian Boyd @_Im_A_Nobody__]

Being a Mom is more important than any career.

[Eva Kovtonyuk @Eeeevaa]

@breijay If anyone falls don’t sue. You get on the zip line at your own risk. Lol

[Eva Kovtonyuk @Eeeevaa]

Me and Eddie should not be allowed to have adult money. We just spent $1500 on a zip line. 😅

[Eva Kovtonyuk @Eeeevaa]

@breijay The zip line itself can hold up to 350 lbs but I’m worried about Eddie building a platform sturdy enough to hold people. 😬