Elizabeth Vana

Avid poetry-person. Aspiring vegan and Real Gamer Girl. Life-long lover of learning (and alliteration). Sometimes I write things, and you should read them!

[Elizabeth Vana @EeeVeeWrites]

I hope this email doesn’t find you. I hope it never finds you, I hope you have hidden yourself far, far away from the terrors of office culture

[Elizabeth Vana @EeeVeeWrites]

AI should only be used to bring problematic historical figures back to life and psychically torture them

[Elizabeth Vana @EeeVeeWrites]

Using AI generate art? Yuck. I’m using AI to create a realistic simulation of Thomas Jefferson and forcing him to listen to Megan Thee Stallion

[ken🏳️‍⚧️ is going to the hayley williams show @_trashken]

i hate gay halloween what do you mean the trees want a beer

[NickFrank40 @NickyFrank30]

My grandfather used to say “and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel” and I never knew what it meant until after he died my grandmother explained some magazine did a fluff interview with Magda Goebbels a few years before WW2 that included her strudel recipe and my grandfather, who hated the Nazis with the passion of 10,000 suns, thought it was an example of the media sanitizing evil people and he would use the phrase when someone asked him to overlook a bad person doing bad things and focus on the good.

[sara @casuaIcritique]

“i’m taking therapy with chatgpt”
“i’m creating art with chatgpt”
“AI is better than any partner because it knows more and agrees with what you say”
i fear this is dante’s inferno and this is the ninth circle: treachery against the soul itself.

[兔兒神 @chenchenwrites]

History says we forgave the executioner.

—Sharif

[Elizabeth Vana @EeeVeeWrites]

(I’m being dramatic, my sister and her boyfriend are helping me, it will be fine)

(House maintenance and renovation is so ridiculously expensive)

[Elizabeth Vana @EeeVeeWrites]

I better win Daughter of the Year award for dropping $1500 buying my mom new flooring for her kitchen that I then also have to install myself over Christmas break 😅

[jordan @Jordanbloked]

I will be throwing a party on the 29th for the greeting of Ms. Mini Moon and a goodbye rager for her on the 25th to see her off diva we are SO excited to have you

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

whenever a man says “childless women contribute nothing to society,” the ghost of the famously unmarried Jane Austen rises and says, “you are such a disagreeable man that it would be quite a misfortune to be liked by you.”

[Elizabeth Vana @EeeVeeWrites]

I love hanging out with my female friends, esp when one will complain that their boyfriend didn’t kiss them goodbye yesterday—and The Council will immediately decree “DEATH FOR A HUNDRED YEARS FOR WITHHOLDING FOREHEAD KISSES”

[little special™ @dollbunyan]

time for evil dinner, the dinner I eat in the almost-pitch black kitchen after 11pm in under 6 minutes

[sean mcguire @seanw_m]

absolutely goated subcontractor quote

[Elizabeth Vana @EeeVeeWrites]

The urge to send this to every one of my exes

[goth princess @RiscoKerm]

Nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how “busy” you were
- how many hours you worked

People will remember:
- how you fumbled me
- that one time you fumbled a bad bitch
- how you fumbled a beautiful beautiful girl like what is wrong with you

[Elizabeth Vana @EeeVeeWrites]

Normalize gifting me cheese instead of saying “sorry” or buying flowers

[noor unnahar @Noor_Unnahar]

what changes the fate of an unloved thing
if not another
fallen being?

[Elizabeth Vana @EeeVeeWrites]

Avoid becoming a hopeless romantic at all costs, you will be suffocated by the crushing weight of the “they’re cute” to “what would the rest of our lives look like together” pipeline

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

Proud to announce that I shook off my early August melancholy by thinking deeply about lighthouses. That humans created a light in the dark that beckons other humans to come home… once again I am enchanted by the beauty in all things!!