Eighty Eight

I ain't got no type.
Bad bitches is the only thing that I like.

[ADAM @adamemedia1]

History repeats itself.

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

In 1993, DIE HARD 2 premiered on TBS but the network had to dub over all of the swear words, accidentally hiring an actor that sounded nothing like Bruce Willis. This version is known as the worst censored-for-tv edit in history 😂

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@valuetainment

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@ReddCinema He looks like an unhinged cop whose partner is "Getting too old for this shit!"

[RC deWinter @RCdeWinter]

Recently, a female sheriff's deputy arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22 year old white male, who was fornicating with a pumpkin in the middle of a field at night.

The next day, at the Gwinnett County (Georgia) courthouse, Lawrence was charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency and public intoxication.

The suspect explained he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop. "You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles, or at least I thought there was no one around," he stated.

Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his pressing need. "Guess I was really into it, y'know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.

In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an approaching sheriff's car and was unaware of his audience until Deputy Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said Deputy Taylor. "I walked up to Lawrence and he's just humping away at this pumpkin."

Deputy Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. “I said: 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with a pumpkin?"

He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he looked me straight in the face and said: "A pumpkin? Shit ...
is it midnight already?”

The court (and the judge) could not contain their laughter. Lawrence was found guilty only of public intoxication, fined $10 and sent on his way.

[meme bastard 🍕 @mask_bastard]

🤣😂🤣🤣🤣dude

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@CapnNath MichaeL Be Jordan

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@rabbitholebot Lobbyists.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Me: *wakes up. "I hope the day doesn't suck."

The Day:

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@WrestlePurists Probably tough to get over when the name they gave you sounds like Genitalia

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Who did this? 😂

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@_LakeC 1

[Codi Lake @_LakeC]

☀️RT if you wanna lay your face right there and tan 😏 and don’t lieeeeee

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@marbibarbi NO!

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@Aella_Girl Genuine quesion in case i meet a micro-famous person.
If someone comes out and admits it at the beginning, does it change the dynamic for a good conversation before it ever gets started? Would you rather they just started with that?

[Codi Lake @_LakeC]

RT if you’d like me to serve you dinner naked 😏

[Codi Lake @_LakeC]

I’m gonna make my @OnlyFans free all night

💜✨ retweet to let all of your friends know ✨💜 every retweet will get a video of me and April and one boy/girl cum on face 📹

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@_LakeC

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@Aella_Girl So... Bitches DO be crazy?