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beards and Insha Allah!! 🕋⚡×͜×

[🛸 @mvcciido_szn]

June dump ?

[i am @notshalom_]

women have no pity for you, they are ready to spend your money to zero if given the chance and after look you in the eyes and say i don't date broke men.

[ᜰ @socetyhatesjay]

before sex
boy: texts girl
girl: replies five hours later

after sex
girl: texts boy
boy: replies next week

[khaleesi🧍🏽‍♀️ @shelovesore]

“you don’t owe your parents anything”

yeah maybe not you and yours, but i owe mine like mad, thanks

[posii @positheefirst]

i think we underestimate how much of a bully nigerian lecturers can be

[𝒈𝒆𝒎𝒎𝒂.💋ྀིྀི @gemma_xo10]

this one healing stage go long seh😭

[arthur fleck @brunfocused]

2nd year uni this girl left me for an older guy, I tried to get closure. Her friends sat me down to explain how because we were the same age it wouldn’t work she should be with someone older, more established(💵) 👍🏾 now I’m stable, internet says I should date people my age?? 😂

[Kk🏝 @kushgramm]

The masculine urge to automatically assume a woman is lying the second she opens her mouth

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Remember before HDMI cables where you had to match the colors to the TV like you were diffusing a bomb

[T.R. Sartor @DripChud]

We have an epidemic of women who cannot find a 6’8” multi millionaire golden retriever werewolf who respects her independence but will also lead her and give her space but also romance her but only when she wants, will not judge her past and also be religious but not serious.

[yeriii🇵🇹🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇨 @monkeydyeri]

Current president giving us promises like he is a presidential candidate

[Angel @missangeljames]

I think you people are getting the South Africa hate incorrect, they don’t hate foreigners. They hate Africans!! They kiss and cuddle the whites

[Omolomo @Omolomo_o]

“we go run am”

a resounding word of assurance from your homeboys when all hope seems lost.

[St Francis @Ujfranc]

You are having less sex because you don’t have your own place, yet.

[mari @fcmareee]

when i say im a patient hater this is what i mean https://t.co/D3khubBJRh

[ajay @1meajay]

you don't have to respect me, don't just disrespect me.

[Zidyep Osborn @ZidyepO]

“Countries led by women are more peaceful and progressive”

Last year Tanzanian tiktokers were arrested and faced possible death sentences for charges of treason because their female president felt mocked by their TikTok trend.

Someone tell this girl she’s a bloody fool.

[Ugegbe ✨ @MarinatedTurks]

I need us to limit promoting psychotic humans.

['Denike Danjuma @DeNiike_]

Body shaming is fine as long as it's a man at the receiving end
- Twitter women 2026.

[𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐙𝐙 @blizzstilldey]

"if you don't have twice the money, don't buy it"

lol, my first iphone wey I buy, if I no close eyes buy am that time, I for still dey use itel till now😭

[scar @imfat]

Please get addicted to positive thinking