Cyberlocoweed

Conspiracy theologian and anti-globalist shitposter

[AwakenedOutlaw⚒️ @AwakenedOutlaw]

Hey, Gavin.

Since you're super interested in finding out who's digging around in your and your wife's affairs... start with this guy.

I'm sure you won't have to introduce yourselves. 😎

Eric Grant, United States Attorney for the Eastern District of California

Oh, and guess who he used to clerk for? Clarence Thomas, if you can believe it. I'm sure it's nothing.

[Bill Melugin @BillMelugin_]

BREAKING: Details via federal arrest affidavit reveal that a California man named Michael Alan Thomas was one of the alleged organizers of the alleged UFC White House terror plot. Feds say he admitted he believes the U.S. government is run by elites who sacrifice and eat children, had involvement with Jeffrey Epstein, and are protected by President Trump.

Investigators took screenshots of his Signal chats in which details of the plot were discussed and maps of the UFC event were shown with suggestions on where snipers should be placed. Feds also recovered rifles & ammo.

Sources tell colleague @davidspunt those in custody are American citizens snd there is no foreign nexus believed to be at play.

[Matt Quan @matthewrquan]

The Pritzker family “donated” to Jennifer Siebel’s “non-profit” and sold the $9 million house the Newsoms now live in.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

This is Floyd Lee Corkins, who pleaded guilty to carrying out a terrorist attack against a conservative group in 2013.

In an interrogation video, Corkins admitted that he targeted the group because the SPLC put them on their "Hate Group" list.

How many more attacks against conservatives were inspired by the SPLC?

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

BREAKING: The DOJ is investigating Gavin Newsom and his wife Jennifer Newsom

🚨 Jennifer Newsom has funneled nearly $4 MILLION DOLLARS to herself from her nonprofit funded by Gavin Newsom’s donors

- Jennifer Newsom’s nonprofit, The Representation Project, is funded in large by Gavin Newsom’s political donors
- Jennifer Newsom has taken $1.8 million in salary
- She sent $2.1 million more to her production company ‘Girls Club Entertainment” funneled from the nonprofit

Textbook money laundering

[Cyberlocoweed @Eetadeek]

@TheDemocrats If it's from a Democrat you know it's a lie but this is extra retarded. Post the clip of Trump saying we can't fund childcare or healthcare. Stupid ass liar.🖕🤡

[Cyberlocoweed @Eetadeek]

@GuntherEagleman Hate crime. Arrest him.

[Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut]

🚨Oh, hell YEAH!!
Trump avoids Zelensky!!

[Cyberlocoweed @Eetadeek]

@atensnut Snubbed the cokehead midget.

[Cyberlocoweed @Eetadeek]

@catturd2 Get a rope

[Cyberlocoweed @Eetadeek]

@Parodyjeffx He doesn't realize that he's a complete weirdo and everyone else sees but him. He believes that he looks, sounds and behaves like everyone else rather than a cartoon character.

[Malachi Maxey @malachimaxeyusa]

Blood pressure would be through the roof

[Growing Up Retro @GrowingUpRetro]

Never.

[Valentina Gomez @ValentinaForUSA]

@RupertLowe10 Anyone that covered up for the rapes of little girls should be executed.

Regardless of political position.
Regardless of party.
Regardless of anything

[Cyberlocoweed @Eetadeek]

@MorbidKnowledge Any excuse to not get a job huh?

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

MORE MINNESOTA FRAUD

More than 7,700 “ghost students” found in Minnesota State Colleges last year across their 33 campuses.

Students enroll in college under a fake name, get financial aid, then disappear.

These ghost students cost taxpayers $12.5 million according to the Education Dept.

One class filled 50 seats just 2 minutes after opening enrollment. Only 2 students were real, per FOX

Shut the whole state down! It’s one massive crime scene at this point

[Cyberlocoweed @Eetadeek]

@Chimpnnout If she could find someone to pay for breast implants her only fans page would do a little better.

[US Attorney Pirro @USAttyPirro]

Victor Blythe spent years hiding behind his credentials as a psychotherapist to gain the trust of vulnerable children, all while secretly collecting and trading the most exploitative images imaginable. He didn't just collect thousands of images of children being sexually abused; he encouraged others to exploit children. No sentence can undo the harm he caused, but this one ensures he is held accountable. We will continue to pursue anyone who preys on children with every tool we have.

[GnosisWolf @GnosisWolf]

Definite disciple situation at the very least.

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

The party who calls you a Nazi, Hitler, racist, a Putin puppet, a pedo protector, a white supremacist, and every name in the book 24/7 - wants you to know that calling Michelle Obama, a man is a bridge too far.