ToreUpFromTheFloorUp

I'm going to say things most of you won't, but want to. Also, I'm fuckin hilarious.

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Here's to a 0 body count today. #freewilly #coffee #friyay

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Oh I know who this discount rack gem belongs to.... #slightlyirregular #notmine #whylionseattheiryoung
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#RAMbleOn

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#operationgetrichard

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Talk about being "rock hard"... 🍆🍆🍆

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#deadhandjobs #trex #extinct

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Sounds like a total asshole to me. 💩💩💩 #poop #trapeze #circus #imodium #pepto

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I hear those fancy outdoor "Catios" offer the personalized comforts of home without squelching the individual's creativity, or curfew in this case. Debate THAT Rebecca!! #catio #antivaxxers #Rebecca #curfew #rabies #polio
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Word of the day: Sargasm. "This Twitter account makes me laugh so hard I cum a little while peeing my pants" #sargasm #friyay #pee #diligaf

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Ever get so low on dick that you see those Geico cavemen and think "I'd hit that"... #DicklessinSeattle

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From "Fun Factory to Haunted House"....

Is 'Keto Crotch' Really A Side Effect Of The Keto Diet? via @forbes https://t.co/TWKLG5t88P