Bombay 🔞

[ころころ大五郎 @korokorokoroko]

ブイカフェ

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

And it made you tweet just like he said.
He got your ass

[RPG Enjoyer 🐉 @BasedRPG]

When I remove my clown gf’s bra for the dozenth time, only to reveal yet another, even smaller bra underneath:

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

showing up to a job interview as lord licorice to let them know I mean business

[Bombay 🔞 @Eevee_Time]

@giustichace Quick question, what is Cresselia used for in the deck? Congrats on the win!

[#1 Space Jam 2 Lover @JoshuaTookes]

Good morning

[here’s something @ive_arc]

this video makes me giggle every time

[CCP IS ASSHOE @CCPISASSH0E]

I’m sorry

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

Bro got hit with the bait and switch

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

This is my type of humor

[mariana Z @mariana057]

ME: I trained this chicken to talk.

HER: Lets see.

ME: What's a male deer?

CHICKEN: Buck

ME: How much is 200 pennies?

CHICKEN: Buck buck

HER: This is stupid.

ME: It gets better.

CHICKEN: It gets way better, Karen.

[Warmaster @MrAntiHero1]

Happy New Year!