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I take a few trades here and there …📈 @spaace_io

[ODD @ef_ODD]

How to get what you want from the universe;
Relentless badgering!

[ODD @ef_ODD]

Completeness triggers declining and humility invites progress

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

I trust Klintonkod to carefully analyse this situation!! I no no who sabi pass between him and Gehgeh 😂✨

[Susan Abel @susylicious2023]

If your woman is misbehaving, withdraw your attention! 💯
This woman’s husband is very lucky o — he married a GOOD wife! 🙌❤️

[Gbenga Samuel-Wemimo @GbengaWemimo]

I was in court once.
A wife sued her husband for divorce
The judge read the case file and said, "There are no grounds for divorce here unless this woman is just saying she is no longer interested because of her own reasons. Irreconciliable differences, and the man is still paying you all these allowances and taking care of your mother, sending your younger brother to the University, and having sex with you?
Unless there is something you that is not written here, i cannot in good faith say this case is worthy of consideration."

The court was silent

The judge then turned to the woman and said "Is there financial abuse?"

Woman: No

Judge: Is there emotional abuse?

Woman: No

Judge: Is there infidelity?

Woman: eemmmm.... Yes

Judge: You are a liar. If he cheated on you, that would be the first thing you would list here as your reason for seeking a divorce.
I can see you are desperate to leave the marriage to pursue your own agenda, and for that reason, I will grant you this divorce so that you don't kill this man."

Woman: Thank you your honour

Husband: I take exception to being accused of infidelity in court, ma. My children may read the transcript one day, and I will not have them believe that.

Judge: Woman, what do we do now?

Woman: I am sorry for saying that, your honour. I also apologise to him. It was a slip of the tongue. I now state categorically that Mr. so and so did not cheat on me throughout our fourteen years of marriage. I am seeking a divorce based on irreconcilable differences.

A cheating wife will accuse her husband of cheating without blinking.

To the cheat, every other person is a cheat

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

“Silent treatment and what everyman can learn from Frank Edoho”

Gehgeh weighs in on the trending issue😭💔

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

Listen attentively!

[𝓛𝓸𝓻𝓭 𝓓𝓻𝓮𝔂 👑 @lorddrey]

I went to a salon to barb last week and this pretty little girl came with her dad. While the dad was barbing she came to me and started a conversation.

"Uncle why do you have long hair like my mommy?"

Me: Because men too can have long hair.

Girl: Do you want to barb it?

Me: Yes!

Girl: No! Don't barb your long hair

Me: Do you like it?

Girl: Yes! (She left as her father looked at her. But a few seconds later she returned)

Girl: Uncle, can I see your power?

Me: I don't have power.

Girl: You have power (squeezing my arms)

Uncle can I plait your hair?

Me: Yes! (She twisted my locks until her dad was done. But she was not done so we negotiated with the dad to let her finish. The father waited.)

When she was done she asked me to pay her for the services. I was stunned. The father said I should not worry and I said no I had to pay the young woman for her services.

Only a daughter can make a grown man humble enough to be braided and keep 2 grown men patient enough for her to finish braiding without complaints.

Daughters bring this softness to a man's life that we can't explain, which is why I will also need a daughter.

[ODD @ef_ODD]

@DANIEL4TUNE_ @BrainyTrades @kachi_CRYPTO My oga

[Santtti Muks @SantttiMuks]

Can only be him 🐐

[Santtti Muks @SantttiMuks]

Love yourz is the most impactful song in hip-hop history.❤️📝

[𝓛𝓸𝓻𝓭 𝓓𝓻𝓮𝔂 👑 @lorddrey]

After my 7th listen, The Fall-Off by J Cole is a solid 10/10 Album.

Newly discovered song 👉🏽 The Let Out.

J Cole does not submit his works for Grammy consideration.

He does not give a shit about the Grammys just making classic Music.

The Goat 🐐

[J. Cole @JColeNC]

Mannnnn. Thank yall for the love. For real!!!

Yesterday I had daddy duties that came before album release celebrations. Today I got my old civic (with the brand new engine) a tour bus and some sprinters. In the trunk of my car is boxes of The Fall-Off CD’s. As a teenager I had copies of the Fayettenam Bommuh’s album that Nervous gave me to sell. I used to go up to the gas stations trying to sell the album to strangers “yo you like hip hop??” Was the beginning of the sales pitch.

When I was working on this album I had the desire to go feel that feeling again, and that’s what I’m about to do. Trunk Sale Tour 26!! I don’t know where we bout to drive to, but catch me outside! Cop a CD from me or just show love. I truly appreciate all the love and the reaction to the music.

[Olu of Trades 📈 @oluoftrades]

Someone reading this right now doesn’t know that 2026 will be the year he becomes a multi millionaire.

He doesn’t know it yet but it’s him.

He will come back to this tweet one year later.

[ODD @ef_ODD]

@oluoftrades For real…
Send chicken oga mi🌚🌚

[ODD @ef_ODD]

@DONJAZZY Me and you both brother

[ODD @ef_ODD]

Never forget why you started

[Olu of Trades 📈 @oluoftrades]

In 2026,

Dear Lord, put me in a place where I do not have to beg, borrow or depend on anyone for a living

[ODD @ef_ODD]

TUNNEL VISION FOCUS ON SUCCESS WITH A VERY HIGH DETERMINATION TO BE WEALTHY

[Olu of Trades 📈 @oluoftrades]

TUNNEL VISION FOCUS ON SUCCESS WITH A VERY HIGH DETERMINATION TO BE WEALTHY

If this is you, copy and paste the above tweet as a quote or comment >>>

[CryptoLord NE 📊📈 @CryptoDefiLord]

One thing I have come to agree in life is that opportunities will surely come to everyone but how you use it is what that matters.