Estefanía Escudero

Graduada en Turismo. Intentando cumplir un sueño.

[Estefanía Escudero @EFEstefania90]

Come play @BigTimeApp with me, you can win $500 today just by playing free games on your phone - https://t.co/2iv90Yxa7P

[Estefanía Escudero @EFEstefania90]

http://t.co/V2eyX2uQ3N Dear Sir/Madam, Your transgender operation was a partial success.

[Estefanía Escudero @EFEstefania90]

http://t.co/g1p8K32by3 Oh you graduated from DeVry too?! Which month were you?

[Estefanía Escudero @EFEstefania90]

http://t.co/xTn3r48KwU Oh you graduated from DeVry too?! Which month were you?

[Estefanía Escudero @EFEstefania90]

I call the toilet at work Mrs. Star Trek, because I just Shatner. http://t.co/gqRK26OP15

[Estefanía Escudero @EFEstefania90]

http://t.co/Z6aVG2H0pC I thought about going outside and doing something today but my Wi-Fi really doesn't reach very far.

[Estefanía Escudero @EFEstefania90]

Survival tip: If a clown starts making a balloon chainsaw, run like hell. http://t.co/WN97uCQ6rP

[Estefanía Escudero @EFEstefania90]

"Well, there's no point in starting that now." - Friday, 3pm http://t.co/QjNpv5jlr3

[Estefanía Escudero @EFEstefania90]

Any pizza at Pizza Hut is only $10. ANY! How is there still sadness in the world? http://t.co/OX3hW2jttV

[Estefanía Escudero @EFEstefania90]

http://t.co/HLIm0m88Mu Everything's gonna be ok ma'am, I've got a degree from an online college.

[Estefanía Escudero @EFEstefania90]

http://t.co/n0Vot45dXm Siri, are you a funny reference any more?

[Estefanía Escudero @EFEstefania90]

http://t.co/qQfSqSkqhv Life would be so much better if there were piñatas strategically placed throughout your day.

[Estefanía Escudero @EFEstefania90]

http://t.co/L3SNzhphOQ Just got put on a watchlist by the NSA for using the man-with-a-turban emoji.

[Estefanía Escudero @EFEstefania90]

Muchiiisimas gracias @Isillanocilla

[Estefanía Escudero @EFEstefania90]

@CrisOam muchas gracias!!!

[Estefanía Escudero @EFEstefania90]

Thank God I don't have to pay my computer's solitaire debts. http://t.co/5Hl3pa3C60

[Estefanía Escudero @EFEstefania90]

@CrisOam @Isillanocilla @maria_plata @LauriLau_ @Rocips @Lettocia @Cristina5690 @inesortizyuste #fatty :D :D que ilusión!!! Gracias

[Estefanía Escudero @EFEstefania90]

@Lettocia Graciaaaas!! :D

[Estefanía Escudero @EFEstefania90]

Worried sick about America's billionaires, you guys http://t.co/uhClRcGdZE