Eff Dub

MD at @PulseNigeria247

Liberian, people never get when Im sarcastic, & I'm all things stellar. I took control of my destiny 11/1/11 and haven't looked back

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Justin killed the vibe and burna looks like a fan that crashed the stage.

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@match_masters A

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@_chiceeeyyy Would love to buy you a hard cover book. I haven't read in ages tbh, but I used to be a ferocious reader, and you're right, it's a simple joy that everyone should be able to enjoy. Send me a DM 💚

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@NICKIMINAJ

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@MrsZanga Is this satire?

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@ProvidusBank hi, I've been trying to make a transfer all day which keeps failing. Your customer care line appears to be offline. I need assistance.

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Aja look like the only player who knows they playing for gold.

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Can we bench Jackie young? These bricks are upsetting me and my homegirls.

We gotta game to win my love, nothing personal.

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@sky1arking @beetlemoses Yar, Google him now and see what he's been up to this week. My guy is crazier than you thought

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@heyEXTRA Cop me something extra cozy

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@TELFARGLOBAL remember when I told you I wasn't spending no money till December?

Why would you do this drop now?

Why?

Why?

Well... What's done is done.

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Walk into any nail/hair/beauty salon in Nigeria and most of the techs will be men. There's not really any of that toxic masculinity mindset. Naija babes drop big money on beauty, and Naija men serious about their bag. It's as simple as it needs to be.

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Rather than get into a heated exchange, I go sit back down. 15 minutes goes by, and they casually announce a 2 hour delay.

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I wish Arik Air would simply get out of the airline business if they are not serious about this work.

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I tried speaking with an Arik employee, who was instead focused on ordering lunch. I actually had to record at some point out of disbelief. Someone explain to me what is her role/purpose in this company and why is this the only Arik employee I can see in the departure area???

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@gtbank has come to disgrace me again 😔

Yes, you're old app was ugly, but it worked (most times).

Why launch a new app that doesn't work at all??

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When you show up 8 hours late for Davidos Tinlmeless concert and are still the first one to arrive in your section.
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