@EffinBirds I’d rather talk to Dear Prudence again, to be honest. At least she could place an order. It was for the completely wrong item, but she got that far.
Holy shit. Whoever asked their dad to get them a hoodie, he was vile and abusive to my customer support team, refused all offers of help, demanded a supervisor and then threw a fit at me when I tried to help because we don’t have an 800 number for phone ordering.
Your dad sucks.
Imagine thinking that picking a fight with me at 9:30 am on a Tuesday when I am sleep deprived is a good idea. Rule #1 of Effin Birds customer service: I will never fight you. That tends to make the whiners of this world even more angry. Help me, help you, sir.
If you’re the person who decided to text our support number complaining about how expensive some shirts are, you must have accidentally opted out of the chat because I couldn’t text you the link to our clearance section where everything is almost 50% off! Sorry about that.