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its effed.

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some people build walls. some build bridges. most of us build something halfway between the two and call it 'complicated.'

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strip away your job, your relationships, your social media, and your routine. what's left is either your true self or a full-blown identity crisis.

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what I see happening in this world just disgusts me.

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adulthood is one long performance review where nobody tells you the criteria and the goalposts move every year.

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if someone ghosts you, respect the dead and never disturb them again.

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i couldn't find a parking spot at work today, so i left. they got enough people.

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social media companies got rich selling your attention to advertisers. you provided the product, they kept the profit, and called it connection.

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all i did was match energy. now i got 1 friend and 1 cousin left.

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i won't argue. if you fell asleep on friday and woke up on monday, i believe you.

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no girl wants to hear about another girl bro.

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sleep should be 14 hours minimum. no alarms, no reasons, no responsibilities. just unconscious peace.

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dreams are fascinating.

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i don't care if people don't like me. once i find out, i be trying to make it worse.

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i wanna be 14 again so i can ruin my life differently. i have new ideas.

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you'll think you have clothes until it's time to go out.

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somebody go to work for me. just walk in and act like you're me.

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people have seasons. some are summer people, warm and easy. some are winter people, cold but honest. learn which season you need most.

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life should not be primarily structured around work.

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"believe in yourself/you can do anything" isn't necessarily good advice.

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i knew i was getting old when they rearranged the grocery store and i got mad as hell.