chopped cheese

don’t look at me (or think about me) (or even think about thinking about me) (i’m very shy) (she / her)

[chopped cheese @EFFUSlVE]

this was the brilliant concept behind effusive. call me,

[chet porter @chetporter]

ok ttyl then

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sometimes cooking for myself feels like this

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it’s so serious it’s so serious it’s never been more serious

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wish i could ask the waiter at this restaurant for a throw blanket or perhaps a fleece hoodie

[chopped cheese @EFFUSlVE]

don’t really gaf abt pokémon go anymore but sometimes i do miss my whalimer 🤧

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

oh to be a rotund toucan lounging on a branch

[chopped cheese @EFFUSlVE]

trying the find a cute whimsical desk lamp on amazon that is under 25 dollars and isn’t fucking ORANGE challenge . difficulty level: impossible

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every few weeks i do have to google “difference between tornado watch and tornado warning” again . seriously considering a tattoo for the first time in my life

[chopped cheese @EFFUSlVE]

lowkey this is me leaving chips of my nail polish on every loved one’s couch. i am cinderella and that is my glass slipper ❤️

[airi 𝜗℘ @4irellee]

sorry for leaving strands of my hair everywhere an angel tends to leave their feathers all over the place

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@blondemezz it’s ok i’ll go stealth mode (green)

[Sparrow @photon010]

Kiwi

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this is me btw

[Sparrow @photon010]

My final form

[big honkin caboose @itsbighonkin]

“Please show up 15 minutes early for your appointment” best I can do is 3 minutes late

[chopped cheese @EFFUSlVE]

it’s a pity there’s no letter C in my name because i do really enjoy writing capital Cs, there’s a certain flourish i delight in…..

[ned! @nedsore]

the shower is the alternate dimension where I realize I'm low on shampoo but as soon as I step through the curtain I'm transported back to this dimension where all my memories are wiped like in severance and I won’t remember i’m out of shampoo until im back in the shower

[chopped cheese @EFFUSlVE]

hanging out with me is probably very fun and cool but you do have to deal with me whining for a chocolate chip cookie approximately every 2 hours

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omg tfw u get assigned one of the random filler ladies at the eyebrow salon instead of the head honcho

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

when u get assigned ur hair stylist and they're not the alpha of the salon

[daniela molloy @diandrasdiandra]

i love la found its footing in episode 3, no offense

[chopped cheese @EFFUSlVE]

spongebob really ruined orchestral performances for me i cannot listen to a single violin do a solo in a minor key without thinking of the “playing a song for you on the world’s tiniest violin 😔” bit and giggling

[chopped cheese @EFFUSlVE]

@blondemezz weep by my gravestone and i will come back!!!!!!!!!!! (i miss you like the moon misses the sun)

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@blondemezz maybe even a fourth……….