every few weeks i do have to google “difference between tornado watch and tornado warning” again . seriously considering a tattoo for the first time in my life
the shower is the alternate dimension where I realize I'm low on shampoo but as soon as I step through the curtain I'm transported back to this dimension where all my memories are wiped like in severance and I won’t remember i’m out of shampoo until im back in the shower
spongebob really ruined orchestral performances for me i cannot listen to a single violin do a solo in a minor key without thinking of the “playing a song for you on the world’s tiniest violin 😔” bit and giggling