MURICA

Open up your mind, body, soul and take a listen

[MURICA @eFondarvest]

All my pregnant self wants right now is rolls from Texas Roadhouse and this is what I see when i go to order them #crying

[MURICA @eFondarvest]

Was just asking Carter questions.
So I asked “how old are you?”
He responds with “I’m a chicken”
😅😅😅😅😅

[MURICA @eFondarvest]

I love how organic/non GMO food is way more expensive but all the food stuffed with perseveres and artificial flavoring is really cheap.
I hate this country. Make it make sense plz

[MURICA @eFondarvest]

I’m not the smartest person.....but....Tell me how the sun was setting at 5pm in the winter but now we move are clocks ahead ONE hour for spring and now the sun sets 3 hours later at 8pm ??!!!!

[Houseplant Hobbyist @HobbyistPlant]

A gorgeous living space 🌿

[MURICA @eFondarvest]

Tell me why I’m tipsy off two SIPS of wine

[MURICA @eFondarvest]

There should be a drive through soft pretzels spot

[MURICA @eFondarvest]

Is it just me or do you feel insulted when people just reply to your text with a “👍🏼”

[MURICA @eFondarvest]

Why are styrofoam boxes the loudest thing on the planet

[MURICA @eFondarvest]

My house smells like a garlic bomb went off and I couldn’t be happier

[MURICA @eFondarvest]

Every time I tweet something and misspell a word... I wonder.. WHY TF Twitter hadn’t come out with an edit button. I swear I’m not an idiot

[MURICA @eFondarvest]

When you loose you ID at a restaurant 3 weeks ago. You revisit and they still have it!!!!! Never been happier

[MURICA @eFondarvest]

Love when my kid sneezes right into my mouth #thanks

[MURICA @eFondarvest]

I low key fuq with the Frozen soundtrack

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It’s so cute yet so *tiring* having your child repeat the same thing 638392 times

[MURICA @eFondarvest]

Dressing up is not for meeeee. Gimme my sweats and a T-shirt and I’m golden bbyyyy

[tbozz @tbozz85]

I need to hire someone to follow me around with a spray bottle to spritz me in the face with water whenever i start picking at the skin around my fingernails

[MURICA @eFondarvest]

Wine is so strange.. some night it’s makes me in a silly goofy mood #PeriodAhPeriodUh
other nights it makes me a raging beotch
There is no inbetweeeen

[MURICA @eFondarvest]

Getting ready, after a beach day, a little tipsy IS THE best hehe

[MURICA @eFondarvest]

I’m the type of girl to have the AC blasting while also using my seat warmer