Roberto Calamari

“Is anybody here a marine biologist?” Always foul up by 3 #TrustTheProcess #LickFace

[Roberto Calamari @EG_4596]

@ProCityHoops Anytime he pops up on the TL

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These Mickey Mouse red cards and penalty kicks

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hahahaha let’s go Jude

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@ProudIndepen75 @QuantiusPilate @karolineleavitt Judging by your profile pic, you prolly do favors for rich old men

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@bennyjohnson Why do conservatives love shitty media

[Hasan 👁‍🗨 @flackospalace]

Both Drake and Ronaldo had their careers shadowed by short dudes who are the actual Goat

[Alexander Aviña @Alexander_Avina]

“For nearly 250 years, America promoted freedom and equality abroad…”

[Roberto Calamari @EG_4596]

@PanasonicDX4500 Blow Out!

[Cassie Pritchard @hecubian_devil]

I always feel like these things are impossible to answer, but I’m surprised I haven’t seen this one crop up more as a suggestion

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Happy 4th of July #4thJuly

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It’s like LeBron vs. Kobe. One is clearly obviously miles better.

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Deadaas how can anybody genuinely think Penaldo is better than Messi

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@AFpost Jesse Waters thinks he has a real job lol

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

Those Michael Rubin white parties feel like the farm system for Epstein Island 2

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Icarus

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Washington, DC is currently hotter than 99% of the planet, with highs beaten only by the Gobi Desert, Sahara Desert, and deserts in the Middle East.

Trump has boasted about delivering a "really long speech just to show that [he] can do anything" on the Fourth of July.

[Joel Embiid @JoelEmbiid]

Trust The Process!!!! Find a new slant @KingJames

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@ChampRDS

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@Chargers_Union It would be Brees

[🛀 @JoshBathtub]

#BoilConservativesInMotorOil

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Funny MAGA wouldn’t consider Balogun a citizen

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I can’t deal with another Celtics sleeper cell