Hon. Lucas Egan, MP

Minister of Justice, Attorney General. washed up basically. #MPSP19

[Hon. Lucas Egan, MP @egan_mp]

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[Hon. Lucas Egan, MP @egan_mp]

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[Hon. Lucas Egan, MP @egan_mp]

If we call the Aque-ducks, do you think @FrontDodo will get on board?

[Hon. Lucas Egan, MP @egan_mp]

@Matteya_MPSP ew u nasty ur party nasty ew

[Hon. Lucas Egan, MP @egan_mp]

The insistence from @FrontDodo that their kids don’t need to learn anything else is actually quite charming in the « grandma pretending she doesn’t need help to wipe her ass » kind of way

[Hon. Lucas Egan, MP @egan_mp]

Ok if we could wrap up debate so I could get my drink on that would be gr8

[Hon. Lucas Egan, MP @egan_mp]

@PPCMPSP i once drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to legislate?

[Hon. Lucas Egan, MP @egan_mp]

For a good time, call our government - flexible hourly rate, discreet ofc, we don’t cum if you don’t

[Hon. Lucas Egan, MP @egan_mp]

On this beautiful day we are all ministers of debauchery

[Hon. Lucas Egan, MP @egan_mp]

We love the rest of Canada so much we will ensure the 401 never gets near them

[Hon. Lucas Egan, MP @egan_mp]

Last time I saw @MattBouldenMPSP this early in the morning was during our legendary trip to Cabo in ‘94 #MPSP19 #vaycay

[Hon. Lucas Egan, MP @egan_mp]

@MGiesbrechtMP @national_roast @GraisseMPSP A source close to the minister would like to make clear “fk u u dont kno me” but that’s on deep background

[Hon. Lucas Egan, MP @egan_mp]

@national_roast @callme_ez_mpsp Literally fake news

[Hon. Lucas Egan, MP @egan_mp]

people will say there are no volcano threats in canada

these people have clearly never been to a 5th grade science fair, checkmate

[Hon. Lucas Egan, MP @egan_mp]

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[Hon. Lucas Egan, MP @egan_mp]

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[National Roast @national_roast]

A real vet sworn in as Minister of Justice. Welcome back @egan_mp! #MPSP19CabinetCeremony

[Paul Arc-en-ciel @PaulArcenciel]

Il y a des anciens qui n'arrivent jamais à comprendre qu'on est tanné de les revoir. Beau retour à @egan_mp, poids-fort des francophones!

[Hon. Lucas Egan, MP @egan_mp]

Pax Canadiana incoming
#MPSP19