Britney.

hates moths

[Britney. @Egg_Days]

A Devil Made Me Do It for Nikki

[Ray Wise Saying F-Slur in Napa Boys @TheDougFiles]

A good lawyer just has to prove that the one wish Willow works in front of a jury

[Britney. @Egg_Days]

City in the forest ❤️

[Kai @SznPltts]

Seeing a german discover Atlanta is mostly forest frying me bruh

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

they’ll put a data center in yo ass if you not paying attention

[Pop Base @PopBase]

6 years ago, Lana Del Rey had a question for the culture.

[Britney. @Egg_Days]

They’re arguing that most people know what Anthro is but as an Anthro major no they don’t and OP is funny and so is ur friends anecdote just not u tho

[Zy @ZyMazza]

I'm reminded of an anecdote a dear friend told me from her college graduation.

She overheard a young man tell his friend, "only about 1/3 of people have college degrees, so we're smarter than 2/3s of the population now."

But then he corrected himself: "more educated anyway"

[Britney. @Egg_Days]

“AU” this can be real and it is real

[BoringKate @BoringNerdyKate]

AU where the women in straight porn just grunt and say stuff like "take that big pussy, bitch" while the men scream and moan and convulse and arch their backs while shouting "Oh my god! You're wrecking my dick!"

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

before u beef with me just know i'm deeply malicious to my core once upset

[Britney. @Egg_Days]

I am a big big big bitch

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

Deep rooted respect for women who openly get mad and are okay with being perceived as bitchy

[Britney. @Egg_Days]

Why would someone whose not ur fan be listening to u

[Pop Base @PopBase]

“If you not my fan, I don’t want you to listen to my sh*t. Go listen to motherf*cking Zara Larsson or somebody.”

— Chris Brown in new Instagram story.

[hanni @hannchella]

“black asians and hispanic asians are never acknowledged in the mainstream” yes this!!! you guys were on here glazing the laufey music video for asian representation while also calling that one girl the “asian saweetie” knowing damn well saweetie IS asian

[good suri @unsurious]

my thing is don’t market your events as aapi month events if 1. you’re only uplifting ppl mixed with white and 2. you’re completely excluding pacific islanders

[grovy @grovymango]

Proposing a concept: a wasian who is normal about being wasian

[ano •⩊• | 🐚⛓️‍💥💿 @anobrrainn]

men are allowed to be so ugly it genuinely ruins my day

[Hope UNCAPPED ★♡ GYEOM DAY @fluffygyeomie]

In Korea if you are darker than A5 paper they will jinja kill you

[Tokyo @TokyoTonni]

“She looks a mess” “ chopped hoe” #metgala

[brit @yvieul]

abg muted from my tl you chinese bay area programmer girls are absolutely insane

[天 🇵🇸 @_thienie]

"abg event" and not a strand of dyed hair HUH