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#1 albert wesker destroyer
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[egg @eggchert]

@FishmoderApril @nwiMurderLog @ToryTheForg @superexcitebike no i have asthma and the government doesn't let me leave the house. unfortunate reality...

[egg @eggchert]

being chronically ill/having joint problems in ur twenties sucks cause i'll lay down with my legs spread to jork it and when i'm done i gotta manually lift my legs with my hands cause my hips hurt 😒😒😒 i be making old man noises trying to get up

[egg @eggchert]

@wickedfield can we compromise and have wesker get pregnant 🤔🤔

[𝘤𝘱𝘵. 𝘸𝘦𝘴𝘬𝘦𝘳 @tausend_flammen]

microwaving redfields until resident evil veronica is released.

[Ghost of the Field @Tired_Survivor]

With or without context, it certainly sounds like Wesker got turned on at the sight of Chris

[Doomie (he/him) @DigitalDusk23]

CHRISKER

[Chris Redfield's T-Dick (He/they) @neonpunkpup]

Re8 chris x re1 wesker would have wesker in shambles. Getting fucked over his desk by a man twice his size. Absolutely resisting the urge to call chris daddy

[noguri @noguricity]

i like that CV chris is probably a young and handsome looking guy, who looks like a total catch from first glance. but he has a total dirty lifestyle and dirtier bedroom habits. it's really too good

[la creatura @gwennelen]

capcom were doing nuclear levels of yaoi cocaine

[egg @eggchert]

@Pegasus_Ruler "porridge and a banana" we're not in war times anymore shannon. you can eat other things

[egg @eggchert]

@ByFuria92 @StellarFox16 @womwithnoo oh my god. how did i not realize. i deserve to be euthanized.

[egg @eggchert]

@ByFuria92 @StellarFox16 @womwithnoo is this a compliment what's happening. good song man

[egg @eggchert]

@StellarFox16 @womwithnoo regardless of ur belief in trans people, underage girls also get pregnant and give birth. a 13 year old girl is not a woman

[krausersleftarm @krauserenjoyer]

Former Army Major Jack Krauser donates $100,000 to the LGBTQ+ community.

"Give me the rookie," he states.

[egg @eggchert]

@saotoruu can't imagine that gayass having sex w a woman so i just assume he got pregnant

[egg @eggchert]

@E4TYOURYOUNG @lesbianvaultz sorry i was gonna say something insightful but i heard 'butch bear' and got so excited i passed out

[pure-hearted lesbian pervert @grapefruitism]

Bottoming is the reward my fave character gets and being degraded and humiliated is a cherry on top they get to enjoy as a treat

[egg @eggchert]

@LilJonAdams @Eukuany @WeaselofWar @wistofthevalley california ab-2233 is about autism and behavioral health

[egg @eggchert]

@weskerism @jackinmykrauser well if it makes you feel any better you just put me on ts.... inspired to write

[egg @eggchert]

@Ryokiradotcom @BigBadBurton96 wearing a full leather suit to see his 'arch nemesis'. alright buddy. what's arching? ur back?