tumblr bitch: liking Garfield makes you a freak!
me: *growls*
Garfield: they're just jealous babe
me: i know...
Nermal: *slaps my fat juicy ass*
me: NOT NOW NERMAL WE'RE HAVING A MOMENT
Nermal: youre so boring *Gets mailed to Abu Dhabi like an idiot*
me: *sighs*
Jon: Arbuckle
I LIVE IN A DITCH AND AM BROKE AS FUCK AND CANOT AFFORD BEEF NO COLLEGE NO FRIENDS SMALL PENIS AS FUCK WEIRD IN THE FACE I WILL DIE WITHIN THE YEAR AND I AM THE MAN WOMEN PREFER