An Object at Rest

The single most friendzonable man in the world. No idea what he's doing 90% of the time.

[An Object at Rest @EggheadNerdAh]

@angelflesh3 Crack in cookie form.

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@QueenOfRaptures @LocalBateman 100% real.

And that is why I do not respect Dwayne Johnson.

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@QueenOfRaptures @LocalBateman https://t.co/vE9LjSNa5D

Try again.

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@QueenOfRaptures @LocalBateman Same.

I don't care about Ice King winning or dying.

I just enjoyed watching Dwayne 'The Fraud' Johnson losing on screen because normally his punk ass contract forbids he be portrayed losing a fight.

https://t.co/JzGnhsWWgG

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@QueenOfRaptures @LocalBateman Bold of you to assume I give a damn about slushie lord.

https://t.co/JzGnhsWWgG

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@QueenOfRaptures @LocalBateman Same. Besides, let's me watch Dwayne Johnson lose more.

'Cause he's a loser.

https://t.co/JzGnhsWWgG

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@QueenOfRaptures @LocalBateman https://t.co/JzGnhsWWgG

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@limespicesonic @FortniteFNLK Explain.

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@kajsskyhigh @iron_MetalMan @HYPEX @SchmerleYT @Layla_Leaks If we get a Wave 2 it'll probably be Kinger and Ragatha.

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@QueenOfRaptures @LocalBateman https://t.co/JzGnhsWWgG

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@kajsskyhigh @HYPEX @SchmerleYT @Layla_Leaks You realize it was Glitch, not Epic, who decided the cosmetics, right?

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@QueenOfRaptures @LocalBateman I don't care if Ice King died.

I just wanted Johnson to lose.

[The Vegapunk of Hyenas @Yeenie_Mcbeenie]

DID THEY FUCK?!?

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@RaceCrossWorlds In every reality

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@Ambar_SIFF_MRA Self-defense is a right.

Gender does not matter.

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@FortniteFNLK

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@mrteji_ Because I am a kind man, she gets one.

After that, equality is in effect.

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@JoshAnimator So you enjoy forcing children to grow in enviroments that actively hate them, gotcha.

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@AidanMaddnnees @PRAGMATAgame Fatherless behavior.