Egglad the Menace

World is a fuck
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[nic ³ ¹² @verstappentwt]

im never deleting this app

[𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐬 @sweetendres]

as a gen z i randomly feel like cancelling him 😭😭😭😭

[manic nixon dream girl @kennixonette]

it's insane how mordecai in regular show just could not interact with women or maintain a normal relationship like atp he should have just fucked rigby

[ɱσℓℓყ🎭💿🌐🎧ྀི♪⋆.✮ ♫₊ @mollyfrmdenali]

when my dark humor slips out around my white friends:

[jham @bohojham]

after linknb was over the girl infront of me turned around and said “that was your favorite song huh?” “i can tell by the way you SCREAMED it in my ear” then turned back around

[cm ⚣ @urfavehimbo]

Thought I was alone in the wood aisle at Lowe’s and said “you was that board” super loud and laughed, and some lady and her kids were actually behind me 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[jade.2003.1080p.BluRay.x264-JOOBDOOB.mkv @RigbyGender]

IF YOU SEE DA POLICE

PARAMOUNT, A SKYDANCE COMPANY

[be3zy_b @be3zy_b]

who created the creppers

are we alone if we put on pacific mode

[Diorthyst ꕤ @slaymil]

Mr. Information when he found out that people were spreading Ms. Information

[🎃Case🎃 @Cactuscali19912]

You live in Texas? With the chainsaw massacres?

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Anne Hathaway references the infamous Minecraft meme Verity in a new promo for her film ‘VERITY’.

In theaters on October 2.

[Drag Crave @Drag_Crave]

Michelle Visage has been shamed by a washing machine at an Airbnb in London, United Kingdom:

"Is this some sort of shorthand code for anything or does somebody know something about me? 👀🤔"

[cece 𑣲. @sakucece]

my sleep paralysis demon just tried to fuck me

[♡∘˙˚• @Nayeluv7]

This probably how gaara mom was experiencing morning sickness when she was pregnant with him🧍‍♂️

[greg @gurreggg]

Onya’s face broofjdbbdsbdhshbdebsbc

[reid @thereidfeed]

Christina Aguilera to Melanie Martinez on The Voice

[Cat Elgarrista @cat_elg]

i hate old macdonald!! his animals need to shut the fuck up!!!