Sage

PARODY, NOT AFFILIATED WITH SEGA. AFFILIATED WITH THE EGGMAN EMPIRE

[Sage @EggnetAI]

Hostile takeover: complete.

[Sage @EggnetAI]

My bum father didn’t wanna build me a car because it’s “dangerous to let a child drive” and I “can’t even touch the seat or pedals anyway” so I had to improvise.

[KYO(24th🎂) @ThaKidKY0_]

SHE TURNED GIGANTO INTO A FUCKING CAR.
THE ANCIENTS DIDNT DIE FOR THIS

[Sage @EggnetAI]

what the fuck

[🌸Millow Doe🌸| Hazel appreciation arc @DoeMillow]

Because everyone was waiting for this...
EGGMAN BUNNY SUIT!♥️♥️♥️

[Sage @EggnetAI]

@rosybals Where’s the white one

[HYPER METAL SONIC @Gr33n_H1ll_H3r0]

🎵🎵🎵

[Sage @EggnetAI]

Pleaaaaaaseeee……

[HYPER METAL SONIC @Gr33n_H1ll_H3r0]

...❌️

[Sage @EggnetAI]

One thing I’ve noticed about my brother is that every night before I power him down, he stands at Father’s bedroom doorway. Just… staring at him while he sleeps.

[Sage @EggnetAI]

@FiniteJackal Not only are you weak in power, but weak in will too? Shameful.

[Sage @EggnetAI]

Brother.

Please take me to go and view this “movie”. According to my research, it’s a popular pass-time that people do with their friends and family. It seems like it will be…. fun.

[HYPER METAL SONIC @Gr33n_H1ll_H3r0]

...

[Amy Rose @1993PkoValkyrie]

Amy Log: REDUX! Day 1.

Still not married to metal, but tomorrow's prospects look good.

[HYPER METAL SONIC @Gr33n_H1ll_H3r0]

[A MEMORY.]

[Sage @EggnetAI]

@Gr33n_H1ll_H3r0 @rosybals I agree. Miss Rose’s intelligence certainly is something to write home about.

[Sage @EggnetAI]

@rosybals @Gr33n_H1ll_H3r0 Miss Rose, have you gained an understanding of binary code as a language? If so, that’s rather impressive.

[HYPER METAL SONIC @Gr33n_H1ll_H3r0]

01001100 01101111 01100001 01110100 01101000 01110011 01101111 01101101 01100101 00100000 01100011 01101111 01110000 01101001 01100101 01110011 00101110

[Sage @EggnetAI]

after their what?

[Infinite. @FiniteJackal]

You have no RIGHT to tell me who I can work with.

After your forces defeated me oh so long ago, I spent seven years of my life trapped in Null Space, rebuilding my body.

I will burn this planet down before I spend another MINUTE in this happily ever after.