Gary Eggsy Unwin

{18+ AU #btvs #ats - Tweeting as Eggsy, not RP}. Who's in the mood for saving the world? Kingsman Secret Service Agent ~ @ibuffyrpg

[Gary Eggsy Unwin @EggsyGary]

@lilbitdawn Eh, it's because you're just so bloody chaseable, and squeezable, pinchable... All good things that end in "able" actually.

[Gary Eggsy Unwin @EggsyGary]

@lilbitdawn You know, even after a busy day of spy-stuff, I'm so up for playing a bit of cat and mouse with you. I'll flip you for the cat.

[Gary Eggsy Unwin @EggsyGary]

@lilbitdawn Just so you know, I plan to retire at 30. Can't stand being away from you at work.

[Gary Eggsy Unwin @EggsyGary]

@lilbitdawn #oma #pleasedonttease

[Gary Eggsy Unwin @EggsyGary]

@lilbitdawn #checkyesjuliet #illkeeptossing #rocksatyourwindow

[Gary Eggsy Unwin @EggsyGary]

@lilbitdawn #kidsinlove #oma

[Gary Eggsy Unwin @EggsyGary]

@lilbitdawn #shelookssoperfect #5secondsofsummer

[Gary Eggsy Unwin @EggsyGary]

@lilbitdawn

[Gary Eggsy Unwin @EggsyGary]

@lilbitdawn --tag along as head purse handler and chief ogler, if you're in need of either, or.

[Gary Eggsy Unwin @EggsyGary]

@lilbitdawn I will gladly up the rates on our credit cards to the very max, just to assist in your bowl shopping. Also more than happy to --

[Gary Eggsy Unwin @EggsyGary]

-- ones about your luscious naughty bits.

[Gary Eggsy Unwin @EggsyGary]

@lilbitdawn Somehow this is all vaguely sexual to me, and then that's just a bit disturbing. I blame you for turning all my thoughts to --

[Gary Eggsy Unwin @EggsyGary]

@lilbitdawn Bloody hell, that woman is all manner of not my cuppa. Quick snapchat me something before I go blind thinking about her.

[Gary Eggsy Unwin @EggsyGary]

@lilbitdawn I'll take you at your word. Long as you let me rip that bowl right the hell off of you.

[Gary Eggsy Unwin @EggsyGary]

@lilbitdawn You're the only princess peach in my mushroom garden, sweetheart.

[Gary Eggsy Unwin @EggsyGary]

@lilbitdawn I love how you're always up to hear my interpretations and whatnot. Even when the book is all naughty snapchats.

[Gary Eggsy Unwin @EggsyGary]

@lilbitdawn Bleeding hell, I'm not even sure I know that word, what is this bowl you speak of? Is it another American word for bra?

[Gary Eggsy Unwin @EggsyGary]

@lilbitdawn Yeah like you promise not to ever let me win at old school Super Mario Bros. I'll give you the chase of your life, gorgeous.

[Gary Eggsy Unwin @EggsyGary]

@lilbitdawn Not a bloody chance. In a million years, I'll still want to learn every little bloody bit that I can about you.

[Gary Eggsy Unwin @EggsyGary]

@lilbitdawn so bloody sexy when you pout.