Eggy

If you aint first, your last...!

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🗣️ Ruud Gullit does NOT HOLD BACK on the current state of football:

”I have decided to STOP watching football. I don't enjoy our sport anymore. I watched Arsenal vs Chelsea, what an absolute GARBAGE match of football!"

"I see players trying to create corner kicks, trying to create throw-ins, I see ball boys ready to give towels to the players. Football has become absolutely HORRIBLE. I hope that this is not the path we are heading at."

"I am waiting for players who will take on defenders again, someone like Lamine Yamal. I am missing the joy! I just don't enjoy football anymore."

"Everyone is executing tasks on the pitch. Where are the players dribbling? Where are the players with b*lls? WHY IS EVERYONE PASSING?! PASSING! PASSING! PASSING!"

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

Marching on to the Premier League. ⚪️

Leeds United's promotion back to the top-flight has been confirmed.

Let the celebrations begin in Leeds!

[St Newlyn East AFC @StNewlynEastFC]

YES THIS DID HAPPEN!!!!! Can anyone match this miss from St Newlyn Easts Ross London... In his post match interview Ross claims "I had scored left foot, header, needed the perfect hat trick with my right foot" 🫣

[Eggy @Eggy_12]

@JMarcelis_17 Leave Pearl alone for 5 mins mate!! ICH 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🦁 🦁 🦁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

King Charles inherited £650m tax free, gets £125m a year tax free from the tax payer and has an estate worth £22bn that’s never taxed.

But he still needed a 45% pay rise.

Like if he needs a pay cut.
RT if you want the Monarchy gone.

#NotmyKing

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

It seems that Michelle Mone is about to be rehabilitated and returned to the House of Lords.

If you want to see Michelle Mone kicked out of the House of Lords and arrested until she pays the £223,000,000 she owes give this a RT.

We won't forget.

[Eggy @Eggy_12]

@Alex_Cole18 @secondtierpod @PhilLowry14 @JMarcelis_17 @Fallens @jamieshepherd3 🤣

[Eggy @Eggy_12]

@paulcos1 Surely united signings aren’t that bad to make you laugh Paul…..?

[Eggy @Eggy_12]

@paulcos1 Cheating first game of the season….. 🤦🏽‍♂️

[Eggy @Eggy_12]

@footballfights @PhilLowry14 @MartyGammon

[ClassicMovieClips @clips_classic]

Mike Bassett: England Manager; we’re better than the Mexicans

[Piers Morgan Uncensored @PiersUncensored]

"I snack a lot, enjoy regular naps, have higher than average intelligence... and everywhere I go, people want to stroke my chin and call me cute."

Piers Morgan says he would identify as a cat - if it wasn't for the fact he's quite clearly human.

@piersmorgan | @TalkTV | #PMU

[Eggy @Eggy_12]

@SouthlandPost @MartyGammon @PhilLowry14 @jackohunter87

[Britain People @Britain_People]

KING CHARLES CORONATION

CORONATION costing British TAXPAYER £100 million

Despite King Charles reportedly having a personal net fortune of £600 million.

RETWEET if you agree this is an obscene waste of public funds, especially during a cost of living crisis.

[Eggy @Eggy_12]

@btsportfootball @jackohunter87 @MartyGammon @PhilLowry14

[Eggy @Eggy_12]

@callammacca97 🔥

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

King Charles inherited £650m tax free, gets £350m a year tax free from the tax payer, and has an estate worth £22bn that is never taxed.

But he still can’t pay for his own damn coronation.

RT if you think the tight, robbing b******* should.

#NotmyKing

[LeedsXtra @LeedsXtra_]

🚨 Leeds United Football Club will be relegated.

That Liverpool win in October has cost us our season.

#LUFC