*Jersey girl comes back home from college and gets an egg sandwitch at her local bagel shop*
Her brain:
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Her: Posts pic of her sandwich on her snap story captioned “oh how i’ve missed you 😍”
*sees someone I know walking towards me
My mind:
don’t do it
don’t do it
don’t do it
don’t do it
don’t do it
don’t do it
don’t do it
Me:
*throws up peace sign like its 2005
PSA to my followers: I think it’s time to mention the unfortunate “one person followed me/ one person unfollowed me” tweets have been affecting my Twitter game since 2012. I have research and cannot seem to get them to go away. Please be understanding.