Douche McCool

I was born in Bjork's house in Iceland and grew up on Easter Island where my parents were giant stone heads.

[Douche McCool @EGOLDEN23]

Happy Narcissism day!!!! #NeverForget

[Douche McCool @EGOLDEN23]

@Sluddy14 He will bring back a bag of balls.

[Douche McCool @EGOLDEN23]

@Sluddy14 Duda is definitely not good. He can hit 7 HR in one week then not hit one for 4 weeks. Frustrating.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I am extremely pleased to see that @CNN has finally been exposed as #FakeNews and garbage journalism. It's about time!

[Douche McCool @EGOLDEN23]

Get your fucking panties out of a wad. If people want #heterosexualprideday they can have it. You don't have a copyright on freedom.

[Douche McCool @EGOLDEN23]

FYI. I am banned from Facebook. You may find my humorous witticisms here

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Miami-Dade Mayor drops sanctuary policy. Right decision. Strong! https://t.co/MtPvaDC4jM

[Douche McCool @EGOLDEN23]

@RyoRuns exactly. Liberals feel the emotional whims of non-citizens are more important than the lives of American citizens

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@Baron2hottie @untappd never had their west coast IPA. Now I think I'll try it.

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@Sluddy14 I wouldn't say he's overrated, he's just a mental midget.

[Douche McCool @EGOLDEN23]

@Sluddy14 LOL

[Douche McCool @EGOLDEN23]

@Sluddy14 let the haters hate. Best revenge is living well.

[Douche McCool @EGOLDEN23]

@Sluddy14 @nyjets he's dead?

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

HILLARY'S BAD TAX HABIT!

[Douche McCool @EGOLDEN23]

#CrookedHillary died years ago. She's being artificially kept alive so her vagina can run for president