EGprobz

Fellow eaglegrovians talking about eaglegrovians problems

[EGprobz @EGproblems]

Every pot smoker in the grove has smoked a couple grams on the bike trail #EGprobz

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Wtf town has a god damn airport but no Micky D's #EGprobz #DrunkMunchies

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The closest thing too a real cop in EG is bud bud, riding around on his trike, rockin the bicycle helmet fully strapped and smokin cigs

[EGprobz @EGproblems]

Nooo I don't like fucking ugly chicks... Buuuuuttttt Busch Light just loves em. #EGprobz

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EG gas stations are so segregated, drunkies = Kum N Go, normal people = Casey's, meth addicts = Ampride #socialstatus #EGprobz

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Bro.. Your 5'8, 110lbs. Just because you where a red South Pole shirt and sag your pants doesn't mean your living the thug life. #EGprobz

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I swear you can't go out in public in EG and see someone you haven't hooked up with #EGprobz

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Drinkin in the grove? If its not bush light then fuck you

[EGprobz @EGproblems]

Feeling down? Look up Josh Winters YouTube videos of him singing and dancing with his cat. Gets me every time. #EGprobz

[EGprobz @EGproblems]

EGHS is the only school where you have too worry about gettin your eye poked out by a teachers boobs, thanks Lilly #EGprobz

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Oh your town doesn't have a crazy lady-guy person that cut its dick off, showers at Kum n Go, loves trees, and made its own CD? #EGprobz

[Jordan Babcock @CoachBabcockEG]

#YouMightbefromEGIF if god has been your college civ teacher. @EGproblems

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#YouMightBeFromEGIf you took a shop class in high school just so you could cure your hunger for a dip #EGprobz

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#YouMightBeFromEGIf you know the night shift Kum and go workers by name #drunkprobz #EGprobz

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The closest thing too a real gang in this town is all of the mopeds with ape hangers #littlehellsangels #EGprobz

[EGprobz @EGproblems]

Eagle Grove people are quite talented, I've never seen anyone carry two cases of beer and ride a bike anywhere else #EGprobz

[EGprobz @EGproblems]

Another Tuesday night in the grove, driving around drinkin beers and bumpin beats cause we all thug. #EGprobz

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EGHS has 3 types of teachers: Pedophiles, highly medicated senior citizens, and god himself... Jerry Becker #EGprobz

[EGprobz @EGproblems]

3 am trip too Kum n Go for microwaveable sandwiches, hopin the pigs aren't there. #EGprobz

[EGprobz @EGproblems]

If you've never went too Family Table at 7 am, still drunk, on a Sunday for breakfast, you are not a true Eaglegrovian #EGprobz