Greg

I shoot pool. I like cars and video games and pizza and puns and Yo Mama jokes. I'm rarely serious. I want to win the lottery.

[Greg @eGREGious153]

@camhigby You are null. Not your job…you.

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Smart life hack here. Guess who’s got 11 gallons of easy living stored in the freezer?? Might fuck around and have mac ‘n cheese on a whim…

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I’m watching The Faculty and the 1998 nostalgia is hitting real hard right now…

Also Robert Patrick as the creepy coach is fantastic.

[Greg @eGREGious153]

@MapQuest

[Greg @eGREGious153]

@UltraMamaTee Of all the stupid shit on the internet today, this is the stupidest of shits…

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Get this man a contract immediately! I would absolutely watch this guy wreck people with pizza dough every week. https://t.co/bhkcjTRuPD

[Greg @eGREGious153]

SVB!!

[World Nineball Tour @MatchroomPool]

SVB. THE KING OF FLORIDA! 🔥🏆

#WNT | #FloridaOpenPool 🌴

[Greg @eGREGious153]

This is NOT how cheese works. This person should not be allowed to use scissors. Don’t do this…

[Coffe @Coffemiix]

This simple trick opens Cheese Slices in seconds

[Greg @eGREGious153]

@harveyspistols @WarPath2pt0 @innoutburger Haters will say it’s AI, but that’s not the first raccoon I’ve seen in jorts. If he has on flip flops with them, he’s from Alabama…

[Greg @eGREGious153]

I’m trying to get like the Idaho Hero and get me an FN Five-seveN!

[Harvey's Pistol & Pawn @harveyspistols]

There is so much that could be said about this week's giveaway.

I will simply hit the main points:

A man, Jordan Salinas, who seems to dig Splinter Cell went from live action role play to live action and likely saved many lives in Twin Falls, Idaho at the @innoutburger in doing so.

We celebrate that in today's litigious culture this man chose to risk his life and his liberty by doing the righteous thing. He held to his convictions by going armed and by running towards the direction of gunfire, of imminent danger. Reports are that he rendered medical aid after the gunfire ceased, as well.

In honor of this man and that masculine sacrificial heroic American spirit that runs, not away from conflict, but that fights for the opportunity to get between evil and goodness, and effectively, Rascal is proud to do a little LARPing himself.

Today, dressed as Jordan, Rascal offers up an FN Five-seveN 5.7x28mm pistol with fde frame and black slide!

We thank @SummRidge for sponsoring yet another giveaway!

TO ENTER this week's festivities: FOLLOW us and @SummRidge , REPOST or QUOTE POST this post, and REPLY to this post.

Let's share this one far and wide, my friends!

Good Luck
Godspeed
Keep Going
and Go Armed!

[Greg @eGREGious153]

@RonnieAdkins @Gary_Sawz There is currently a BCM weapon of war at my local gun store that I’m pretty sure I “need.”

[Greg @eGREGious153]

Everyone wants a fierce spirit animal - the Soaring Eagle or the Cunning Wolf. This is mine. A pleasantly plump bear floating down a river blowing bubbles at fish. Just living his best life. Someone get him a beer.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

i bet it feels good as hell to be a fat bear floating down the river

[Greg @eGREGious153]

Oh look…man-made horrors.

[Drone Wars @Drone_Wars_]

U.S. company Satyress is developing threehalves, a centaur-style robot designed for dangerous environments such as wildfires, rubble searches, toxic areas and confined spaces. The system combines a humanoid upper body with a quadruped mobility platform. #USA #Robotics #UGV #AI

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In Alabama a man said "Roll Tide" to me as a greeting.

Later that same day, the same man said "Roll Tide" as a goodbye.

I asked a woman at the store what it means.

She said, "Roll Tide."

I asked what it means.

She said, "It means Roll Tide, sugar."

So I began collecting evidence. I kept a list. I am not embarrassed about the list.

I have now heard "Roll Tide" used as: hello. Goodbye. Thank you. I am sorry. Congratulations. That is unfortunate. I agree. I disagree. And once, in a hardware store, as a complete set of instructions for installing a ceiling fan.

I heard it said at a funeral.

It was appropriate. It was the most appropriate thing anyone said that day.

I began using it. Carefully at first, the way a man handles a borrowed sword.

I said it to a cashier. She said it back.

I said it to a police officer who had stopped me for a broken taillight.

He looked at me for a long moment. He looked at my face. He looked at my taillight.

Then he said it back, and nodded once, and did not write the ticket.

I wish to be extremely clear that I am not claiming those two events are related.

I am also not claiming they are unrelated.

A man at a gas station heard my accent and asked where I was from. I told him Japan.

He said, "Roll Tide."

He meant welcome. I knew he meant welcome. There was no ambiguity at all.

I have been in Alabama eleven days.

I have one word.

It has been enough for everything.

I have started saying it in other states.

It does not work in other states.

I said it in a warehouse store in Oregon. One man turned around.

He was from Alabama. He said it back. We did not speak after that. We did not have to.

I say it anyway.

[Greg @eGREGious153]

@FreddyLA7 is back!

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Hello again.

We’re currently in Clemson, South Carolina. I’ve decided to come back here to document the final part of our road trip.

The main reason I deactivated my account two weeks ago was that things became increasingly toxic. For some people, it’s unfortunately unfathomable that a good story can exist without some kind of hidden agenda behind it. There was even a Reddit group going through my entire account trying to find anything they could use to reveal my identity.

I know this was only a small percentage of people, but after a while it became exhausting. During the last two weeks, I received so many kind messages on Instagram, and they really made me realize how many people genuinely enjoyed following the trip. Some people even told me that their grandparents regularly ask them, “What are the Germans up to today?” I think that’s really cool.

I decided to continue because I realized that the overwhelming majority of people loved following along. A small group of very loud people shouldn’t be able to ruin something that brought so many others joy.

I also want to clear something up, as people who follow me on Instagram already know.

I’ve been to the United States before. This is not my first visit, and I’ve never claimed that it was. The last time I was here was in January 2022, when I visited New York and Philadelphia.

A lot of people shared my Raising Cane’s post from November 2025 to make it look like I was secretly American. That post wasn’t from the United States, it was from my trip to Saudi Arabia.

This is my first time back in the U.S. in more than four years, and apart from Boston, I’d never visited any of the places we’ve been to on this trip before. That’s probably why many people assumed it was our first time in America, because for all of these places, it actually was.

And let me tell you, Ohio and Alabama are very different from New York City or Los Angeles.

If you have any questions, feel free to ask.

Thanks for reading.

[Greg @eGREGious153]

@Grunt2A I’m pretty sure you have to have the version with the barrel shroud to use that high capacity clip…

[Greg @eGREGious153]

@Grunt2A I watched National Treasure last night cause it just seemed fitting. Air Force One and Independence Day are also on the list for this weekend.

[Greg @eGREGious153]

@NYCMayor For just one day, pretend you’re a patriot and you appreciate this country. Or barring that, just keep quiet. Tomorrow you can go back to your anti-American schtick, but for today, act like you are a grateful American or shut the fuck up.

[Greg @eGREGious153]

‘Merica!