vic

i just rt stuff

[vanessa @vaneeeop]

cuando llevo a mi perro al veterinario y en el recibo ponen su nombre y mi apellido me mata es el mejor recordatorio q es mi hijo biologico

[SBSTN @sebasssarbep]

Me acabo de acordar de la vez que llegué a una entrevista de trabajo y el de recursos humanos era un man que ghosteé

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

i’m always being polite when i say “i think” or “if i remember correctly” because i remember and i’m correct

[Sage @sagethesage_]

A group of kids ding-dong ditched my house tonight.

[Certified gayBob @certifiedgay69]

sorry i Can’t hangout my clothes look fucking stupid on me

[lobunny @whinybunnny]

it probably feels so good to hit someone in the head with a stanley

[⃟ @marantbae]

gypsy can you come kill my ex next

[ᴅᴀʀᴜ @darumakjo]

just got breakfast with a close friend of mine and remembered how important quality time is

[julia @eathedocument]

coworker said she knew i’m not a trump supporter because i bring books to work

[jill scott heron🪐 @stillnotziora]

they got her wearing hillary clinton’s lingerie

[n ོ @50liksf]

çöle alışmış olman okyanusu hak etmediğin anlamına gelmez

[🦢 @loungingmee]

I recently read:

“When I hear ‘not all men,’ my response is: ‘Not all sharks either, but I still get scared when I see one.’”

And whew. That’s it. That’s the whole fucking point.

[immabe @weirdbutcoolbu1]

Oh my god they need me on the ice

[✨ @Fantasticb0yage]

Gypsy Rose Blanchard’s mama seeing her son-in-law walk into hell:

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

Damn yall could’ve just said i gotta new song coming out 😭

[Danica | Finance & Travel @danicaSnelson]

Sometimes the point of the trip is to eat something good, stare at a body of water, and remember who tf you are.

You don't always have to have a jam-packed itinerary!

[Mr… 🇵🇸 @Luvzekk]

If you younger than me & got kids
I consider you older than me NGL

[Jamila 🔔 @_iamjamila]

I love laughing omg imma come back next life as a hyena

[Krystal Dildos || hate that i made you fuck me @comest1tchmeup]

"abortion is murder"
name one person who was aborted