Evan Hadley

Half Man, Half Amazing.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Yeah, guess Yeo pulled his head out of his ass and put me back in the lineup..starting the day right and rippin clappers at the zamboni guy

[Evan Hadley @EHad35]

@delivered_by_Al Can I have some of your jelly beans?

[stephanieinabq.bsky.social @IGotsSmarts]

Sorry I'm late, I asked an elderly person how their day was.

[Evan Hadley @EHad35]

@jem_mah baby are you a broom? Cause you've just swept me off my feet.

[Evan Hadley @EHad35]

@daveyterry escorts don't reply till after 5pm.

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Sorry to brag girl but I have enough cash on me to fill your underwear drawer with McNuggets.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Yeah, who's coming out to the Bacardi party in t-dot AKA hot wheels heatley rippin head high clappers n changing on the backcheck #RoadTo50

[Baseball Fam @ShtBallPlayrsDo]

RT if you want a @22fresh promo code tonight for all the new gear on http://t.co/KNCQnYtT0d. I've got a number in mind lets see how ya do.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Yeah, yeah lets give it up for fuckin Scotty Gomez leading the panthers to a fukjn 7-0 losss atta boy kid hit the tanning beds more fuck you

[Harley Morenstein @HarleyPlays]

I like my women like I like my burritos: made by Mexicans.

[*JOHANN SEBASTIAN BACHLAVA THE DOCTOR* @ActionBronson]

At the end of the day I'm just a lonely man. Goodnight.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Yeah, mall cop said don't spit my dip on the floor..bodied the kid off his segway through the glass of applebees..clean hit idiot good game

[Evan Hadley @EHad35]

@delivered_by_Al only when you handed in your 2 week notice. :)

[Ian Van Hoekelen @roomie_]

@EHad35 "Hey babe, my name is Ian Van..." "How the hell so you say it again?" "Van Hoekelen!"

[Evan Hadley @EHad35]

@delivered_by_Al Pimps don't cry.

[Evan Hadley @EHad35]

@jem_mah I'm cool with that.

[Evan Hadley @EHad35]

@jem_mah Can we change Aggys name to Ambrosius?

[Evan Hadley @EHad35]

@jem_mah do work son.

[Evan Hadley @EHad35]

@jem_mah you make me want to be a better person.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

yeah, just got brenden shanabanned from a dicks sporting goods for snapping all their Easton sticks by takin clappers in the hockey aisle