Emily Hauder

[Emily Hauder @Ehauder]

Chris’s grandma when we arrive to a party with all 3 boys “ Oh there’s Callan my favorite” 🤣 #nomercy

[Emily Hauder @Ehauder]

Some kid at a party yesterday “will you push me on this swing” Chris -“No I’ve got enough of my own kids to take care of!” rudebuttrue

[Emily Hauder @Ehauder]

Anyone else instantly jump to carbon monoxide poisoning when both their parents won’t answer their phones or am I just a psycho? #tooneedy #paranoid

[Emily Hauder @Ehauder]

The amount of control we have lost at bedtime is almost humorous.. almost as in it would be if it were someone else’s life #sendhelp #wearenotwell

[Emily Hauder @Ehauder]

Try to explain the word “each” without looking it up..That is riding in a car with a 4 year old. #simplewords #notsosimple

[Emily Hauder @Ehauder]

Never did I ever.. think I would be messaging people on Facebook marketplace asking if the power rangers they are selling are 12in or 18in. #boymom #fullyimmersed

[Emily Hauder @Ehauder]

Things Elliot ate yesterday.. hard boiled egg -shell and all, a whole wax candle from my nieces birthday cake 🤦🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️ #savage

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Chris writing in his dads bday card before going into the family bday dinner.. “I’ll just write love, the Kerwins” me- “You do realize that everyone in there has the last name Kerwin?” 🤦🏼‍♀️🤔 #familyof5problems

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I wonder what it would be like to be one of those people who are prepared for Christmas way ahead of time and not running around the week before trying to get last minute presents.. boring probs #willneverknow

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@KingKer92 For the sanity of his mother !

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If you ever get mad that someone turns in front of you going through a yellow light, give them a break because they probs have a baby that cries every time they stop at a red light.. #insight

[Emily Hauder @Ehauder]

Cruz telling Santa last night he really just wanted a guitar.. the one thing “Santa” did not get him.. a guitar🙄 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Emily Hauder @Ehauder]

@CityofLaVista How long does leg one last!?

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Chris had to go in to work yesterday. The kids were so confused.. Cruz- “Like you’re going to an actual building!?” #pandemickids 🤣

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Chris has asked me 4 times now when our family Thanksgiving is… it’s on Thanksgiving. I feel like that should be easy enough to remember the first time but what do I know? 🤦🏼‍♀️🤔

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One of the craziest thing about newborns is the rate at which they grow. Literally can fit in an outfit and then 3 days later it’s too tight. #toofast 😭

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Talking to my sister on the phone-“yeah she’s an anti mask, anti vacc now so obviously dead to us” obvious where my some of my strong opinions come from.. 🤣

[Emily Hauder @Ehauder]

“We did talk about possibly going to Millard days.” Chris- “Oh is that the one in North Omaha?”… me- “ um I believe it’s in Millard” 🤦🏼‍♀️

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Check out Steveioe's video! #TikTok https://t.co/TNkT2oyr7o

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Chris-“ugh I’m going to kill Piersen!” Cruz from the basement “why are you going to kill Piersen Daddy!!!??” 🤦🏼‍♀️