Evan Morris

[Evan Morris @Ehmorris1]

@agdowik huge day tajjjjeeeee #COYS

[Evan Morris @Ehmorris1]

@agdowik let's go!!! I just ran 5.00 mi with Nike+. http://t.co/VqUJNfNABj #nikeplus

[Evan Morris @Ehmorris1]

@RMBarbacane @alleniverson I will wear my AI jersey from 1996 at his retirement. Since it is almost 20 years old, is it now a throwback?

[Evan Morris @Ehmorris1]

@JalenRose what about my man mark Aguirre, along with jalen and melo

[Evan Morris @Ehmorris1]

Atta boy @agdowik on the rock and roll. Nothing like warm crappy beer on a bouncing train to cure a hangover! #FlyEaglesFly #gotaj

[Evan Morris @Ehmorris1]

If this is a tumor and I have to get an a$$ cheek removed u damn sure I am getting butt implants! #staysteamin #StyledToRock #FightOn

[Evan Morris @Ehmorris1]

When u gotta go, u gotta go #droppingaheater

[Evan Morris @Ehmorris1]

In the wise words of @PhillyDecker, u can't drink all day if u don't start in the morning!

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

Almost time. #COYS

[Evan Morris @Ehmorris1]

My beautiful daughter has discovered Prada. #daddyisscrewed #diva

[Evan Morris @Ehmorris1]

Just wanted to repeat my threat to the lady at dinner tonight, if u were a man I would have drowned u in the bay #whitetrash #nonotdrinking

[Evan Morris @Ehmorris1]

If Annie ever calls me mean, I will remind her of today. I cured her stomach ache by removing a rock hard turd from her butt with my hands

[Evan Morris @Ehmorris1]

Apparently Annie wants to roll lunch right into wing night... She may be driving home at this point

[Evan Morris @Ehmorris1]

To whoever rented this house before us: thank u for leaving three bottles of booze for me... I will treat them kindly

[Evan Morris @Ehmorris1]

Pulling hard for @JasonDufner today. U got this!!! #oneclap #taketheballdeep

[Evan Morris @Ehmorris1]

@RMBarbacane still rocking the AI jersey to the beach. When does this become a throwback? #theanswer

[Evan Morris @Ehmorris1]

U know keeping it classy

[Evan Morris @Ehmorris1]

18 holes in the morning, a pitcher of sangria solo for lunch and Avalon for the next 10 days. Word #LifeIsGood

[Evan Morris @Ehmorris1]

Sunday night shots of crown should be illegal. I wanna crawl under my desk and die

[Evan Morris @Ehmorris1]

Best $60 ever spent. Loaded