EHTQ

hilarious East High theatre kid quotes

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“Do we still have the moon baby?” - Katie H

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“I haven’t smelled you in a while” - Katie H (@kellykatiekelly)

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“I love being impaled. It’s my number one passtime.” - Romney

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“Hello, my name is Becca Skskskskeen”

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“Edward stop making your soul leave your body, that’s MY JOB!” - William Nordhoff

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“Thank you. I’m a pink boy.” - Isaac Moss

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“I just really love making you guys my dad.” - Mc

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“Being an expert in all things manga and anime...” - Mc

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“What are your dreams? Wet.”
- Paige Bowers @paigeabowers

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I’ve disappointed my family but I’m still a child of god

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Harrison: (reciting Midsummers lines) (talons walks in with pizza) oooo
Becca: (as hermia) you love pizza more than me?

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“Dylan: try to keep me away from them
Anna: I’ll try but with my noodle arms I make no promises “

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“Dylan: Sometimes I just feel like a pregnant fat woman
Freshman (I forgot her name): you look more like a soccer mom who just drove her kids everywhere”

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“ I promise I’m not trying to be mean you just need to shut up back stage” - dylan

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“He can love her more than Lysander because he has a bigger sword” - Isaac

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“It’s not the size that matters” Harrison

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“My tendies - there is no following her in this FIERCE VEIN” - adam

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“I think we should just send out a search party for the theatre presidency every week or so to make sure they’re still alive” - dylan

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“Why would they ever make a non musical les Miserables series? That’s a crime against me personally” -