All these 3 images taken at the same time, i cant connect to a new game cuz it says im in one. But it wont reconnect me back. I love the league client @drewlevin
If I’m an LEC GM I’m attending 5 Economics lectures at any London University, flagging down the first Chinese person who leaves the lecture and gets into a drop top super car. Convincing their dad to invest at Chinese New Year dinner. Bang the team is sponsored by Zhengzhou Cheerful Trading, specialising in home baked goods, we’re rich as fuck and we can get some real white boys speaking mandarin on the team.
Miky is signed up immediately, I’ll emotionally blackmail him. He’s susceptible to these sorts of gambits. Bloke was crying at worlds. Promise him I’ll build a school in his village and his mother can be the headmistress. He signs.
Yike. He’s in. Tiny man, easily intimidated. Know his girlfriend, know his skincare routine, could cause a flare up easily. Dad is a big fan of mine. Met his mum too. Basically invited to Christmas dinner. Done deal. Decent player. Bring that MSI 23 fire back from him by forcing him to watch Michael Jai White films.
Midlane we’re going to Korea and human trafficking Zinie, illegal yes but worse things are happening in esports everyday, get over it. We’ll teach him English by making him listen to Esdeekid.
Toplane we’re getting Bwipo, but he has to wear a muzzle the entire year and has a device fitted that administers electric shocks every time he tries to tweet or speak about anything not league of legends related.
ADC is really rough, on the one hand, convincing Massu that the LTA merger was ideologically similar to the Iraqi Occupation could go a long way to convincing him to defect to Europe. But we could also attempt to MK ultra Exofeng by drip feeding him salmon semen injections, making him watch psonically toned LS vods and using converted CIA torture methods to create a Supersoldier that responds like a sleeper cell when he hears the phrase “drop wave” or “3v2 botlane”
Our coach is Hidon, assistant coach is Wolverene. No sports psych no dietician none of this woke shit. Everyone eats kebab everyday, jerks off, gambles. No spreadsheet where it tells me my midlaner can’t eat carbs on Wednesdays or he will hit 3 average creeps less. No wimhof breathing, we only breathe league of legends. No mental health awareness. If my player tweets after a loss that he is sorry for letting down the fans he is locked in a cage for 2 days. No sending players to Saudi Arabia in pink power ranger uniforms. Player are allowed a girlfriend during off-season only and I will be breaking up with their significant other for them when the season starts. All stats hires and analysts are used for light entertainment and must dance during scrims.
We would win everything.
Who is ready to gamble. My DMs are open.
@TeamVitalityLOL@SKGamingLeague@NAVILeague@HereticsLeague@TeamBDS@GIANTXLeague