SPENCER REID

[SPENCER REID @EIDETICPROFILER]

SPENCER REID

canon/au portrayal of spencer reid. based in the criminal minds verse. son. profiler. has eidetic memory. seeking mains+storylines. ships with chem. literate/descriptive. crossovers welcome. minors do not interact. triggering themes may occur.

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[SPENCER REID @EIDETICPROFILER]

it definitely is !

[ᴅʀ. ᴛᴀʀᴀ ʟᴇᴡɪꜱ @gunsandwit]

that's why you love me .

[SPENCER REID @EIDETICPROFILER]

absolutely !

[* 𝑱𝑱.ᐟ @SECRETS0RROWS]

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Really . . .
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[SPENCER REID @EIDETICPROFILER]

never heard of him .

[* 𝑱𝑱.ᐟ @SECRETS0RROWS]

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Uhh— I don't know. Some dude called Dr. Spencer Reid?
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[SPENCER REID @EIDETICPROFILER]

i’ll give them back .

[𝙿𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚙𝚎 𝙶𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚒𝚊 @bauanalyst]

yes just hang out but not kidnap .

[SPENCER REID @EIDETICPROFILER]

my god who wants to kidnap your children 😱

[* 𝑱𝑱.ᐟ @SECRETS0RROWS]

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Forever thankful for Penelope, being the sweetest fairy godmother that she is (and for not wanting to kidnap my children).
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[SPENCER REID @EIDETICPROFILER]

so i can hang out with him

[𝙿𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚙𝚎 𝙶𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚒𝚊 @bauanalyst]

still .

[SPENCER REID @EIDETICPROFILER]

whaaaat —— psh i didn’t say that !

[* 𝑱𝑱.ᐟ @SECRETS0RROWS]

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And . . . what about the part when you wanted to keep them for yourself?
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[SPENCER REID @EIDETICPROFILER]

yes way !

[𝐄𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐬𝐬 @Em_PrentissFBI]

No way!

[SPENCER REID @EIDETICPROFILER]

not kidnap . . . borrow them .

[* 𝑱𝑱.ᐟ @SECRETS0RROWS]

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. . . hi? Now, can we go back go when you said you wanted to kidnap my children?
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[SPENCER REID @EIDETICPROFILER]

oh , hi jj !

[* 𝑱𝑱.ᐟ @SECRETS0RROWS]

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I'm sorry???
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[SPENCER REID @EIDETICPROFILER]

henry is my godson .

[𝙿𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚙𝚎 𝙶𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚒𝚊 @bauanalyst]

that would make you a child kidnapper .

[SPENCER REID @EIDETICPROFILER]

cry cry

[𝙿𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚙𝚎 𝙶𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚒𝚊 @bauanalyst]

i know, how sad .

[SPENCER REID @EIDETICPROFILER]

no , henry is mine !

[𝐄𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐬𝐬 @Em_PrentissFBI]

Dibs on Henry.

[SPENCER REID @EIDETICPROFILER]

sometimes i want to steal jj’s children from her and keep them for myself .

[SPENCER REID @EIDETICPROFILER]

🤨

[SPENCER REID @EIDETICPROFILER]

she betrayed me .

[𝙿𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚙𝚎 𝙶𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚒𝚊 @bauanalyst]

yes .

[SPENCER REID @EIDETICPROFILER]

emily ?? seriously ?

[𝙿𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚙𝚎 𝙶𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚒𝚊 @bauanalyst]

fine fine, it was emily, you didn't hear it from me though .

[SPENCER REID @EIDETICPROFILER]

then why won’t you tell me :(

[𝙿𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚙𝚎 𝙶𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚒𝚊 @bauanalyst]

don't play that card on me, you know we are .

[SPENCER REID @EIDETICPROFILER]

i thought we were friends ?

[𝙿𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚙𝚎 𝙶𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚒𝚊 @bauanalyst]

sorry, i'm sworn to secrecy .

[SPENCER REID @EIDETICPROFILER]

i’m starting to realize that .

[ᴅʀ. ᴛᴀʀᴀ ʟᴇᴡɪꜱ @gunsandwit]

i'm full of mysteries