Lou Peed

Anarcho-simpist (he/him)

[Lou Peed @Eiffus]

Smoke or don’t, I don’t care. But vaping is bourgeois decadence and I will have you shot

[Lou Peed @Eiffus]

Calling it “this thing of ours” and it’s just sitting in a deli eating cured meats with the boys

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How about - jack off all trades

Is that anything?

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Some of you motherfuckers don’t even consider the good of the realm and it shows

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Kant never considered that my categorical imperative is getting laid

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

the fact that this picture exists bc of a cumtown bit is making me feel insane

[Lou Peed @Eiffus]

Doc, you’re telling me there’s a reptile at dis function?

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Prison advice: on the first day, walk up to the biggest, toughest son of a bitch you can find, and suck his dick

[Lou Peed @Eiffus]

@homoglobeaux

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Jeremy Strong is pretentious and cringe and I don’t like him very much

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I’m just like Michael Douglas. I have a Welsh girlfriend and I love eating pussy

[Lou Peed @Eiffus]

Inspector Gadget? I hardly know her!

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If you only have a moustache for Movember you don’t care about mens mental health

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@merdaconsushi Sick as fuck

[Lou Peed @Eiffus]

Any song where they scream “guitar!” before the guitar solo I fuck with hard

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The revolution will not be podcasted

[Professor Vida @Professor__Vida]

Just ace’d my SAT test. Huge thanks to @HansMokeNiemann for the tip!

[Lou Peed @Eiffus]

What the hell is Jamiroquai hiding under that fuzzy lil hat of his

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Where do vampires get all those medals?

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The only reason the local frat was shut down was some boring ass sexual assault allegations. Not even a zainy prank

[Lou Peed @Eiffus]

Kind of disappointed by the whole university experience. Nowhere near as many panty raids as I’d hoped. And I don’t even know who our stuffy old Dean is, not to mention the fact he hasn’t even tried to shut down a party frat full of loveable scamps