Elis

I'm Not Weird, You are Simple.

[Elis @EIiserano]

One day you will find a man who is not interested in sex and you will have nothing to offer

[Oku @oku_yungx]

I still don’t get the concept behind life. What exactly are we here for?

[twinkmoder @twinkmoder]

Killing yourself at your lowest is too obvious. I’m gonna do it at my peak so they’re left wondering why

[Elis @EIiserano]

I had an interview yesterday, and my belly rumbled. The lady goes, "Miss lunch?" i told her no, I'm hungry for success.

[Elis @EIiserano]

We struggle so much for a life that can end at any time.

[Willis Evans Otieno @otienowill]

95% of Kenyan lawyers wouldn’t last a single month in the U.S. or Canada, where law is not about theatrics, tribal connections, or media muscle , it’s about competence, credibility, and consequences. And that’s exactly why the likes of Makau Mutua, Sylvia Kang’ara Abdikadir, and others have built careers hiding in lecture halls instead of stepping into courtrooms.

Because they know the bar exam would break them, and real practice would expose them.

Nobody cares that you’re “teaching” law at a university in America if you’ve never filed a motion, won a trial, or defended a client under actual legal fire. Theory without practice is academic masturbation ; self-indulgent, pointless, and irrelevant to the real world.

[Big Yetty / Attend TBE ✨ @yetunede]

I might need to get this framed.

[Elis @EIiserano]

Poverty will strip you of every ounce of human dignity

[Elis @EIiserano]

Winning is not enough. All others must lose

[tido bling @tiido_bling]

Do animals have celebrities? Like, do birds all recognize that one bird who sings really well?

[Elis @EIiserano]

My financial status continues to be a source of tension in my romantic life.

[Elis @EIiserano]

The magic you are looking for is the work you are avoiding

[Elis @EIiserano]

Wanna hang out? No, I wanna hang myself

[Elis @EIiserano]

It doesn't matter what we want. Once we get it....then we want something else.

[Elis @EIiserano]

@Dreymwangi Maze tulipewa nyama tuesday alaf jamaa form 3 akaniuliza wewe ni simba nikasema hapana. Akatoa nyama yangu akasema simba pekee ndo anakula nyama. 😭😭

[Elis @EIiserano]

Normalize hitting people with "hio ni mambo yenu"