EileenDSmith

Editor emeritus/political columnist at In the Pink (now making tens of dollars at Substack) who once showed such promise.

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Just spotted a bumper sticker that said, “Why are all the good men gay, married or broke?” How is this woman still single?

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I’m on a Delta flight right now. Heading to VA but I may very well end up being stranded in one of the Dakotas.

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If Kamala picked a moderate Republican as her VP, this show would become a lot more interesting.

[Dom @DomDoodle]

@TheRickWilson This one is also a winner..

https://t.co/VoZTAkFGwZ

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People are boycotting Starbucks for sponsoring the Republican Convention. I think you should #BoycottStarbucks because they don't know the difference between oat milk & almond milk and that's enough to ruin your day.

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@Brucekathy Sick burn.

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I was off Twitter for a while. I highly recommend it.

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@MillerForTexas I blame them.

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I'm not even sure what this means. Who is "They"?

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

They try to jail him.
They try to kill him.
It will not work.
He is indomitable.

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The Adam Kinzinger factor may be just what we need to win this thing.

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Today is Flag Day. Or as the Alitos call it, January 6 Patriot Day.

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Plus, attack of the killer frogs. https://t.co/abHzTIQhiM

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Is anyone else dressed like Michael Cohen and drinking champagne? Just me? Oh.

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My closet is down to two types of shoes: “casual” Allbirds and “dressy” Allbirds. Call me Larry David.

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Trump will not be taking the stand which means my year is basically ruined.

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What's weird is that Cohen also reminded Trump of his daughter.

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

(THREAD) This is a live thread of the testimony of Michael Cohen in Donald Trump’s criminal trial. Its author is a NYT-bestselling Trump biographer and former criminal defense attorney. I’ll not only be covering the testimony live but adding essential background.

Please RETWEET.

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What's gross? Silk pajamas. What's grosser than gross? Finding Donald Trump in them. (Tip your waiters.)

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That's basically how I'm feeling.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

"After being asked if she felt anything 'unusual' during her sexual encounter with Trump, Stormy Daniels said she was staring at the ceiling wondering how she got there, and trying to think of something other than what was happening.

Prosecutor Hoffinger then asked Daniels if he was wearing a condom.

Daniels replied, 'No.'

Asked if that was concerning to her, Daniels said, 'yes,' but she did not say anything about it to Trump, and that the sex itself was brief." https://t.co/zGbeIBK4NT

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Kevin Spacey has endorsed RFK, Jr. Talk about paying it forward.