Eimear Murphy

[Eimear Murphy @Eimzzzz]

@PresidentIRL have ya no coverage in the Áras or what? You’re gone pure quiet when we need you to speak! 🧐 #fuelprotests

[Eimear Murphy @Eimzzzz]

I much preferred when Christmas was celebrated until it was the new year and the period between Christmas and new years was just pure Christmas holiday feels.. It’s all about Christmas from November 1st now and the build up with Christmas ending on Christmas night 🥲 #sadtimes

[Eimear Murphy @Eimzzzz]

I love Christmas and all and can’t wait to get the decorations up but I am allergic to people putting them up this early! I couldn’t justify it!

[Eimear Murphy @Eimzzzz]

I don’t think people really bought Sinn Féin’s idea of houses selling for €300,000 in Dublin. Affordable housing would be great but this is totally unrealistic. Mary Lou being head of the party not helping either.

[Rory Conway @RorConway]

In Limerick shopping centre today in butlers chocolate and this random elderly man kindly complimented our baby and then proceeded to land over with this and said enjoy your next on me! A beautiful gesture, a great country #RandomActOfKindness #Ireland #limerick

[Paul Treyvaud @PaulTreyvaud]

The largest passenger plane in the world, flying halfway across the world, with the Premier of one of the biggest polluting country’s in the world, meeting the biggest clown in the world that’s forcing Irish farmers to cull 200,000 cows because their farts are destroying the world!

Whoever is writing the script of this insanity we are currently living through is a fricking genius!!!

[Rory Conway @RorConway]

Sam definitely has a touch of adhd, definitely doesn’t need these chocolate penguin bars he won’t sleep a wink #ImACelebrity 🤣🤣

[Rory Conway @RorConway]

Cillian is not too fussed about his first toy show 🤣😴, but Kielty is doing a good job on his 1st toy show 😁🎄#LateLateToyShow #BabyCillian #2weeksold

[Eimear Murphy @Eimzzzz]

Asos next day delivery is gone to shite!! #asos

[Eimear Murphy @Eimzzzz]

This has made my Tuesday 🥰😭 what a lovely sight - grandad and grandson bonding at its best ❤️

[Eimear Murphy @Eimzzzz]

Mitch is a knobhead though? 😂

[Eimear Murphy @Eimzzzz]

The late late show is half 9 to half 11…. Could go over though 😂 this is painful to watch 😂 #RTEgate #tubridy

[Eimear Murphy @Eimzzzz]

They’re all gas cunts on Love Island! Still can’t beat a Casa recoupling though 😂😂

[Eimear Murphy @Eimzzzz]

Never mind that curse.. 😂 the Dubs were never gone away! #MayovDublin

[Eimear Murphy @Eimzzzz]

We’ve to listen to the Mayos for another while 🙄😂😂 #mayo4sam

[Ah Ref! @RefComeOn]

😂😂,🐟

[Eimear Murphy @Eimzzzz]

Ron =gaslighter!! #loveisland

[Eimear Murphy @Eimzzzz]

Wouldn’t ya love to just shake Lana?? 😭😭 #loveisland

[Eimear Murphy @Eimzzzz]

Ron is a full on dose!! Snakiest fucker in there 🐍 #LoveIslandUK

[Pat Spillane @PatSpillanee]

I see Enoch Burke has returned to his school once more today, despite being dismissed.

In a way I kind of admire him.

Typical Mayo man, suffers defeat after defeat, but ultimately keeps coming back.