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[eloise🦆 @eIoiseday]

fml brought this home last night thinking it was a hedgehog, even made it a lil bed

[eloise🦆 @eIoiseday]

#NewProfilePic

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this guy I have never met just started talking to me n shit got real

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@BIitzz siri no

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hey siri can u put the kettle on

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@rjkeats_98 @dog_rates i hope he has the best year ever <3

[All That Dazzles @ATDazzles]

How Matthew Perry wanted to be remembered. I think we can honour his wishes today.

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

i hate george osborne as much as the next guy but morally i must draw the line at soft paper going a bit near him

[eloise🦆 @eIoiseday]

i wonder how many really good horror films i’ve missed out on because of https://t.co/PCu1haCO3F

[오신 @Akuyo__]

This was me when the elevator door opened and Kate wasn’t inside…
#FireflyLane

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lindsey lohans new christmas film is appallingly awful and u should all watch it

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i’m not paying for twitter elon

[eloise🦆 @eIoiseday]

tonight i ate an entire bag of cheese balls and then an entire bag of spinach. it’s called balance

[ellewasamistake @ellewasamistake]

box: meow

schrodinger: ignore that