Eric Johnson

Husband, horseman and Labrador dad sharing thoughts on life with animals, the business world and other randomosity.

[Eric Johnson @EJHorses]

@ElonMusk_LordX 6. Because it says you have 6, not had. If it were “I had 6 eggs” then you have 4 left after breaking, cooking and eating the 2.

[Eric Johnson @EJHorses]

@KamalaHarris You have abandoned any faith and any god of your feeble understanding when you endorse murder.

[Eric Johnson @EJHorses]

@KamalaHarris Does this “Glock” have standard capacity mags, thereby being illegal in California or the low capacity mags? What caliber? Do you have a permit in CA? DC?

[Eric Johnson @EJHorses]

@KamalaHarris I thought you came from Quebec?

[Eric Johnson @EJHorses]

@shawnamizelle Anyone who claims to have shot a lot of trap would know how to load and unload a semi-auto way better than that. 😂 #poser #photoop

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

https://t.co/h6cqqTRdGd

[Eric Johnson @EJHorses]

@TRUMP_ARMY_ A

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Shouldn’t the nominee be decided by a party vote? Democracy etc …

[Eric Johnson @EJHorses]

@82ndairborneBT @rawsalerts Manssiere

[Eric Johnson @EJHorses]

@KamalaHarris Why is she wearing a mask and you aren’t?

[Dana Loesch @DLoesch]

Looking for a “summer of love” getaway? Visit the CHAZ where the friendly concierge will handle all of your needs

[Eric Johnson @EJHorses]

Stay safe out there and don't let fear keep you from caring for your animals!

[Merck Animal Health @MerckAH]

We are proud of our partners at @AVMAvets for keeping our veterinary community updated on #COVID19. Visit their frequently updated webpage, featuring resources & best practices to support veterinary hospitals & vet healthcare teams.

[Eric Johnson @EJHorses]

Great service and product

[Eric Johnson @EJHorses]

We’re out having fun with the girls at #barktoberfestkc and glad to see #titosvodka here since its #vodkafordogpeople !!! @ Berkley Riverfront https://t.co/pZkGgmw2IA

[Eric Johnson @EJHorses]

@PageSix Obviously different as the one on right is a man’s coat...oh wait, you used a reversed image. Dolts.

[Eric Johnson @EJHorses]

@Chiefs @NFL blew that endzone call in favor of @Lions That is not a toe drag. That is a planted step firmly on the white line. #badcall

[Eric Johnson @EJHorses]

@NFL Wake up and update your overtime rules so each offense has at least one chance. How about like college except start on own 35 so have to drive the ball before can just kick for 3? #overtime

[Eric Johnson @EJHorses]

@NBCTheVoice @halsey Nope. Not good. Bad call.

[Eric Johnson @EJHorses]

@DLoesch I started your podcast today and first sound was a pro-Claire McCaskill ad. Make it stop! #VoteRed #MOSen @HawleyMO

[Eric Johnson @EJHorses]

That's my girl, a sweet freak like me.