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Don't take life so seriously, it's not like you're gonna make it out alive.
#LFC #YNWA

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🎊 HAPPY NEW YEAR 🎊
I hope your 2021 has as many days as you were expecting! *

* Unless I don't like you, then I hope you suffer a razor blade shiteing incident.

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@RichMillett @BrentfordFC How is that relevant? Empty Head.

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@rebelyell321 @LFC Not all Jews support the genocide that Israel are committing, not even all isreali people support it, we can't just be putting everyone in the same basket.

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@wh73147943 @SRFCdeclan You're not very imaginative are you? (Unless you're fantasising about sisters)
Are you allowed on here unsupervised?

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@wh73147943 @SRFCdeclan I don't talk to my sister but you seem to have a bit of a fetish for sisters, you've mentioned it in every comment, did you break up with your mother.
I bet your house has fuckin wheels!

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@wh73147943 @SRFCdeclan 😂😂🤣 Why would I be kicking a snowy rope when your fuckin melon head would be a much easier target.
If you're already losing it at a comment you're way in over your head, embarrassing.

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@wh73147943 @SRFCdeclan I'd kick the bejesus out of you, fuckin waste of space keyboard warrior.

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@wh73147943 @SRFCdeclan Go out in Drogheda with that energy, you'll get to see how bad the Lourdes Hospital is.

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@Callumm11_ @bloodyshinners @dubslife1 That generation are just built different, they are in critical condition but both are still alive.

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@Barbara58330201 @dubslife1 He called his ex trying to score a sympathy hump.

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@Garrett_A_Hogan @dubslife1 That generation are built different

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@Tiarnan_Tweets @Ayrfan87 @dubslife1 He started with "sorry to bother you" I don't think it was 999, I think he used it as an excuse to call his ex!

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@EdwardDeLavigne @koshercockney And yet they're still not as evil as Israel

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@Callumm11_ @bloodyshinners @dubslife1 As far as I know it was a couple in their 80s and they both survived.

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@charlieskipton @GSBellew @dubslife1 What do you call it?

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@DKC7t6 @TheGraySon72 Not a terrible performance, they controlled large periods of the game, new manager/ teammates away at a tough ground, listeng to thousands of inbred bellends jeering at a player for being "greedy" even though they're the richest club in the league,kept fighting,Dom was spot on!

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@noshiteplease Someone needs to go around to their house and let the air out of it's tires.

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@adrianjustone @WHYLER_FOREST Because none of the morons were wearing seat belts

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@gidado0gcd @LFC Hated by who?! 🤡

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@IbrahimaKonate_ @LFC You knew

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@LFC Okay, that's a bit of a u turn!