Eric Jones

Got soul, not a soldier.

[Eric Jones @EJones507]

@jemcorey Too much Mountain Dew in his baby bottle…

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Lauren Boebert calling for the abolishment of the Department of Education is like if chlamydia spoke out against "the dangers of antibiotics"

[Eric Jones @EJones507]

Excited for new releases coming soon from @Wilco @TpTroubadours @gaslightanthem @SemisonicBand @TTChilders and @ShakeyGraves. The world is literally on fire, but what a time to be alive…

[Eric Jones @EJones507]

@puckato I want my two dollars.

[Eric Jones @EJones507]

@RJ_Price Specifically, the “let’s get the rock outta here” line.

[Eric Jones @EJones507]

@RJ_Price That, and a critique on the exact moment Def Leppard jumped the shark, which corroborated my exhaustive research.

[Eric Jones @EJones507]

When it comes to having the @geardaddiesband and/or @MZELLAR and the Hardways play at Vetter Stone Amphitheater I’m 0-4 with rainouts.

[Eric Jones @EJones507]

The hero we need right now.

[Jon Stewart @jonstewart]

A Message to and from Mister Senator Ted Cruz...Attorney at Law
#PassthePactact

[Eric Jones @EJones507]

@RJ_Price I worked in a record store and listened to that album a million time. They were appropriately big.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Texas: Where they force you to carry your baby to term, just so they can grow up and get shot in school.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

BREAKING: Elon Musk exposed his penis to a SpaceX flight attendant, asked her for sex, and then paid her $250,000 in hush money.

I guess he really is a Republican.

[Jon Stewart @jonstewart]

Sooo…it appears the Supreme Court believes their opinions have a fundamental right to privacy…

[mattdangerously @SpiderPilot]

@CarnylandDavid @ericchurch Dave Grohl once broke his leg in the middle of a Foo Fighters concert. He went to the hospital and came an hour later to perform for two and a half hours.

Eric Church cancelled a concert so that he could watch a basketball game.

[Eric Jones @EJones507]

@RJ_Price I can’t even.

[Eric Jones @EJones507]

Nothing makes you come to grips with your fashion choices than having your daughter dress like you on “Dress Like Your Parent Day” at school.

[Eric Jones @EJones507]

@RJ_Price It’s an unpopular opinion among Wilcoheads, but SBS is my favorite. So fetch.

[Eric Jones @EJones507]

@ellenm53 It’s never too late!

[Eric Jones @EJones507]

@ellenm53 Agreed…Merry Christmas!