Jose Johnson

[Jose Johnson @EJosejohnson]

@kongyanyou Ya weyh, and when you say less ice, they frown at you haha

[Jose Johnson @EJosejohnson]

Why do people fill a cup to the brim with ice when you order an iced drink? You end up not drinking three quarters of it anyway. Low-key water wastage?

[Jose Johnson @EJosejohnson]

@kongyanyou @AndroidAuth Deyh, I also want haha

[Jose Johnson @EJosejohnson]

Is it just me or do you guys feel bloated the day after having a midnight noodle snack?

[Jose Johnson @EJosejohnson]

Could being indecisive be an advantage at any point in time? Asking for a friend :3

[Jose Johnson @EJosejohnson]

If Avengers: Infinity Wars is not the most hyped movie, I don't what will be lol

[Jose Johnson @EJosejohnson]

@kongyanyou Makes sense haha How is it down under? Faster?

[Jose Johnson @EJosejohnson]

My Bluetooth headset just went from responding in English to Chinese. Wonder why.

[Jose Johnson @EJosejohnson]

Malaysian escalators are so much slower than Singaporean. Wonder why.

[Jose Johnson @EJosejohnson]

When your parents start using emojis 🤣

[Jose Johnson @EJosejohnson]

Is it just me or does your body forgot how it feels like to be sick

[Jose Johnson @EJosejohnson]

What if the penguins of the mega-colony were just hiding from us

[Jose Johnson @EJosejohnson]

Gotta learn the saxophone one day 🎷

[Jose Johnson @EJosejohnson]

Millipedes are the scariest insects around , what even

[Jose Johnson @EJosejohnson]

@Melvin_shakala @kimbeerlyvoon Super Seng Mo hor haha. Can can pm xD

[Jose Johnson @EJosejohnson]

@vincehong Wow bro okay ah?

[Jose Johnson @EJosejohnson]

@Melvin_shakala @kimbeerlyvoon The fact that you replied four in the morning reflects your reply haha.
Meet up mou? Does Nehemiah have Twitter? Haha

[Jose Johnson @EJosejohnson]

@Melvin_shakala @kimbeerlyvoon Heya Melvin! How you doing man?

[Jose Johnson @EJosejohnson]

When you watch a whole K drama episode on data. 😑 #FirstWorldProblemslel
What's yours?

[Jose Johnson @EJosejohnson]

When you follow more celebrities and social media icons than friends, it kinda gets you thinking about what you use your social media for :/