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[Eka Birk @EkaBirk]

Today I got shit for my holey jeans and my nose ring by multiple elderly people. I don’t comment on your shirt lookin like a tablecloth, Carol... so let me be 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️ #whydotheycaresomuch

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@jess_sheridan90 @rachelhelenw 5000 percent 😂😂😂

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I just about put mascara underneath my eyes thinking it was concealer. Putting make up on blind really is a struggle. You perfect seeing folks have it so good.

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@jess_sheridan90 and I starting tomorrow.

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Adults get cold too... is work cancelled? 🤷🏼‍♀️

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@jess_sheridan90 Good for you!!! Impressive 👏🏻

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Just wondering why I’ve worked out 5 days in a row but haven’t lost 20 pounds yet.🤷🏼‍♀️

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@melzer3711 I’ve never wanted to try a coffee more in my entire life ........

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Just feeling grateful today ♥️

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First day back to work tomorrow... excuse me while I cry myself to sleep tonight.

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Don’t help people who don’t help you. Period. I mean this emotionally, physically, mentally, just everything. Give what you get and nothing more ✌🏼

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Didn’t have my glasses on and I’m so blind I start making a kissing sound and saying “come here Cal baby” to a rolled up shirt on my bed 😹😹

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If you’re a girl you probably like Bath and Body candles so I’m here to tell you the maple cinnamon pancake scent is the best thing I’ve smelt in my entire life. Merry Christmas 🎄

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Anytime I see a video online of a kid being bullied I automatically get scared for my niece to grow up and have to deal with mean girls at school. I swear if anyone ever messes with her or makes her cry - AUNTIE IS COMING FOR YOU.

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PSA Turn on your lights in the fog. I’m already blind as shit and when ya add this fog on top of that things are getting risky for both of us when your lights are off.

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Kinda need more friends but kinda get annoyed by a lot of people 😕

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Swear during work I’m like okay I’ll have a salad or soup. And then after work I’m like fuckkkkk it gimme the marg, give me tacos, give me chips and queso because I had a rough day. But it’s like ..... everyday.

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My niece thinks they went all the way to California just to stay in a hotel because she loves them so much. She has no idea tomorrow morning they are heading to Disney and I just want to witness her face 😭😭

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Just went to the grocery store and now I know I’m not the only procrastinator in life so I feel better 🙃

PS I got the last can of cream of chicken soup, so sorry.

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@jess_sheridan90 😂😂😂 I forgot what the world looked like not blurry. It’s a lot to handle 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Purrrrrrfection 😻