Mitzy O

Another year of not winning an Oscar

[Mitzy O @EKeay]

@Boogiewalker_2 @pattonoswalt For fuck sakes, they do

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

WEAR. A. FUCKING. MASK.

[Mitzy O @EKeay]

@JasonIsbell @JasonIsbell damn this will be gooood

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

I don’t envy Mike Pence’s job of defending the indefensible.

[Ron Perlman @perlmutations]

I think there’s two things most sane people can agree on: 1. the world’s going to be a sadder place without Eddie Van Halen’s brilliant guitar playing and 2. Donald Trump is a deranged motherfucker who needs to have the keys to this country taken away.

[Mitzy O @EKeay]

Chocolate almonds from Laura Secord @laurasecordca

[Mitzy O @EKeay]

Would not recommend the chocolate almonds from Laura Secord @laurasecordca
#yesthosearemaggots

[Dr. Nadia Alam (she/her) @DocSchmadia]

Remember “No glove, no love”? People wear condoms to protect against STDs like HIV/AIDS. You can catch STDs from those who had no symptoms.

Masks are the new condom.

You can catch #COVID19 from people who have ... no symptoms.

Wear a mask, save a life. https://t.co/mILGBKzy8V

[Ron Perlman @perlmutations]

There has never been a president who has allowed 130,000 citizens to needlessly lose their lives due to complete incompetence, without consequence. Until now. Tick tock muthafucka...

[Kurt Eichenwald @kurteichenwald]

On a serious note, I really want to thank the Tik Tok teens and Kpop stans for what they did in signing up for 1 million tickets. Not only was this the greatest troll of all time, but you almost certainly saved lives today if the fake ticket numbers scared away bigger crowds.

[Cameron Esposito @cameronesposito]

Thrilled to report 16k ppl went to see Tr*mp in Tulsa

And i have hosted a queer rights music festival in Utah attended by 30k

Do u know how badly u have to be doing as POTUS to underdraw a queer rights music festival in Utah??

[Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman]

.@DonaldJTrumpJr @IvankaTrump @EricTrump curious if you’ve seen your pop eat shit harder than he did today? 😬

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

I know it’s tempting to mock the president for his weight but we must take the high road and mock him for being dumb and ugly

[The Hoarse Whisperer @TheRealHoarse]

The man who just retweeted me is a complete fuckopotamus.

He is also the President.

[Mitzy O @EKeay]

My extremely badass Doctor

[Dr. Nadia Alam (she/her) @DocSchmadia]

Happy #VictoriaDayWeekend.

Here in my beloved community hospital, I am blessed. For a job I love. For Canada. For family & friends.

We are short many things: Doctors. Allied heath workers. PPE. Medications. Money.

But.

We’re alive. We’re together.

#Grateful, even in #Covid19

[Mitzy O @EKeay]

Listening to #Reunions, the latest by @JasonIsbell and the 400 Unit.
Gotta say, he’s the best GD songwriter out there, and I’m prepared to fist fight anyone who says different

[Mitzy O @EKeay]

@DocSchmadia thank you. Thank you