Elle Keseley

bada bing bada boom

[Ian Mallery @IanMallery]

Go vote

[Code (The Goofball) @Cody_Stricker]

@19staudtg I think it’s because blankets are just far more powerful. 3 blankets is like getting 3 hugs at once, meanwhile showering is like getting peed on by your house. It’s an impossible comparison.

[edgarwright @edgarwright]

I mean if you really want to binge, knock yourself out with this ever changing (and very personal) list. Come back in 83 days and let me know what you liked best. https://t.co/6hCHK9fqmo

[Megan Abbott @meganeabbott]

“Ah, but they aren’t violent until I’ve edited them."

--Thelma Schoonmaker when asked how such a nice lady could edit Martin Scorsese’s violent movies.

Happy birthday, to the brilliant Thelma Schoonmaker ...

[Jackson Hayes (on Mastodon now) @jacksonhvisuals]

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight?

Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you

Me: Not now Dad

Dad: Not asking for a cinematographer to help, are they?

Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now

Dad: Go and see if “moody lighting" helps

[edgarwright @edgarwright]

This fruit plate is having a laugh.

[Elle Keseley @EKeseley]

@WillNeisen that was just so terrible to watch wow you could even tell the live audience was so uncomfortable

[Justin Courtney Pierre @jcpmcs]

I’M PLAYING A FREE SHOW Friday August 16th at Lake Harriet Bandshell as part of Music & Movies In The Park! My backing band @YouthGangs will be in full effect! Chaos starts at 6:30. Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World plays the moment we finish our set. Come down and get some. FREE!!! 🤘

[Cas van de Pol @kn0nker]

The Lion King (1994) in full!

[Ian Crumley @iancrumley]

I have an announcement to make

[Elle Keseley @EKeseley]

@WillNeisen I like this

[Follow @miblogestublog on BlueSky @miblogestublog]

I once said nobody but Radiohead was allowed to sing “Creep.” I take it back. 🙌🏽

[akialam 🤍 @malaikatinashe]

this is what my sense of humor has reduced to bc this just took me tf out

[Kevin Frost @KevinFrost_10]

When you have been lost at the bar for a while and you see your friends

[Yoni @OriginalYoni]

This person sold their VHS player on eBay and got a surprise letter in the mail: