Evan Kizmann

be good at being good.

[Evan Kizmann @EKizmann]

Expensing screen time on the company card. #timetheft

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Hitting the ball the opposite way for an extra base hit is better than hitting a home run. Argue with a wall

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Need more football announcers drawing on the screen with the yellow pen

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I don’t understand the mound visit after the pitcher walks two batters in a row. What is there to talk about put the ball over the dish

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My regular twitches and jolts I do passively must look ridiculous to a random person

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@justabuilding You clock in and you clock out

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@justabuilding I’ve been priced out of the garden for 4 years now in games that matter

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@justabuilding Number way

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Bill Gates lookalike at the function!

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I want to be a cutout image used in the concept art of a multi billion dollar stadium that evicts a quarter of the city.

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Meadow soprano was the lead singer at Osprey and she covered Queen

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Just had 5 miller lites and am now watching the 1974 NFL films movie. The autumn wind is a raider.

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Going to college was pointless when the job of first base coach exists. Holy crap there is no easier job on earth.

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@justabuilding *slams the enter key* “nice I’ll take it.”

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@beesechurglar

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Fog horn leg horn just can’t be the ultimatum he’s too much of a problem

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If you’re not shakin rattlin or rollin then you got to go.

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@beesechurglar He’s begging you to split tens

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Warm weather calls for the Steely Dan/Grateful Dead mix. God speed to the pints that will be sunk during this time.

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@justabuilding You should buy a hand gun